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Gavin Newsom Signs Bill Making California a "Sanctuary" For Children From Out-of-State Seeking Transgender Surgery without Parental Consent; Bill Bars Any Legal Action to Stop Children By Out-of-State CourtsThis guy thinks he's going to be president? Where? On Saturn? On Thursday, California Governor Gavin Newsom signed into law a piece of legislation that will designate the state as a sanctuary for children and teens seeking medicalized gender transitions. Oh that pervert and pedophile again. The bill allows families or individual minors who traveled to the state for the purpose of these medical procedures to be safe from out-of-state authorities acting on subpoenas, warrants, and child custody issues if the minor was brought into the state for procedures like surgical gender reassignments or the prescribing of cross-sex hormones. This is essentially declaring war against the rest of the United States. There's no way that this is constitutional -- California just told the Full Faith and Credit clause to go f*** itself. Or go cut off its own penis. States are required by the Constitution to give "full faith and credit" to "the Public Acts, Records, and judicial Proceedings of every other State." Essentially California is now in a state of -- what's that word the leftwing loves so much? -- Insurrection against the United States of America.
OUT: Clinics never perform transgender surgeries on children and you should be deplatformed immediately for propagating this Russian Disinformation! IN: Of course clinics perform transgender surgeries on children and G** bless them for the Miracles of Science (TM) their loving scalpels carve into kids!!! Just one short month ago the Washington Post was calling Libs of TikTok a liar for writing that the Boston Children's Hospital provided its dubious "services" to children, and campaigning to get her banned from Twitter. But now that it has been proven again and again that it is the rule that children as young as 13 -- or younger -- are offered chemical castration drugs or even masectomies, the media has shifted gears: God bless these beautiful clinics for the amazing work they do chopping the breasts and penises off our children.
The legacy media has changed its mind. We are now informed that life-changing transgender surgeries on minors are real, and that they're spectacular. Will the Washington Post force Taylor Lorenz to issue a correction? Nah, right?
From a CBS article promoting breast amputations for children as healthy: More at Twitchy:
My God. If you don't know the Youth Slang, "yeet" means to eject, to throw away violently. Launching someone from a trebuchet would be yeeting them, for example. "YeetTheTeet." She makes a double radical masectomy sound so cute!!! And the use of the youth-slang Twitter word "yeet" indicates she's advertising to children. Read his thread. He points out that one of these butchers brags of a zero-percent regret rate -- but, conveniently, is no longer in touch with 30% of her patients, and doesn't seem too stressed about following up with them to see how they're enjoying their maimings. The "doctor" claiming to be unaware of a single case of regret is apparently unaware that one of her former patients is very noisy and energetic anti-transition campaigner who talks a lot about regretting transitioning. Either "Doctor" Gallagher is lying about not knowing about cases of regret, or is intentionally avoiding discovering these cases. Meanwhile, CBS touts a "study" claiming that "top surgery" -- their euphemism for radical double masectomy, itself a medical way of obscuring the brutal truth of chopping off healthy breasts -- is just great for young people. The quality of life of young transmasculine people dramatically improves after receiving top surgery -- a mastectomy procedure that removes breast tissue -- according to a study by Northwestern Medicine. Oh? Chopping off your breasts improves chest dysphoria? Oh, that's terrific! But what is chest dysphoria? Chest dysphoria is "the discomfort and distress from unwanted breast development." So... people who have "discomfort and distress from unwanted breast development" -- in other words, people who want their breasts cut off -- will feel relief when you cut their breasts off. So if I have "finger dysphoria," the feeling that my fingers are weird alien worms causing me harm, and I feel relief when I have them all surgically removed, we'd all agree that the amputation of a person's fingers is a very effective and healthy procedure for sufferers of finger dysphoria, right? And that this is the proper medical treatment, yes-yes? This is a medical tautology, isn't it? They don't address the underlying mental condition causing the "chest dysphoria." They're not curing that. No, they're not addressing the underlying mental illness, just the superficial symptom of the mental illness which they've learned from TikTok and Instagram is to blame their problems on their breasts. They blame their breasts for their problems, and so have "discomfort and distress about the development of unwanted breast development," so, yes, stands to reason, when you cut off their breasts, it will "solve" that one "problem." But that's... that's not really the problem that needs to be solved, is it? According to the people making $20,000 a breast lopping, it is, but what would disinterested people not cowed by the Trans Extremist Lobby say?
Yes, the people with an irrational fear of their own tits experienced less irrational fear of their own tits after you chopped their tits off. Now, what do you do when someone comes in with alien hand syndrome? Want to chop that off, too? ... Well at least the literature goes all the way back to 2021. We'd like to think we were basing our decisions to surgically alter our children on firm, well-tested science before we put them under the knife and irrevocably sexually mutilated them. So, I mean, if this well-tested science goes all the way back to when gas was just $5.35 per gallon, I'm sold. | Access Comments | Recent Comments
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