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September 27, 2022

Soysauce-Dipped Angry Old Fartbag Chris Wallace's Ratings for The "New" CNN Are... A Lot Like the Ratings for the Old CNN

Aw. That's too bad.

[T]he premiere of Wallace's new show on Sunday was a bomb, with only 401,000 viewers in the time slot and only 43,000 in the critical 25-54 age demographic. By contrast, Trey Gowdy had more than three times that on Fox with his Sunday show, with 1.3 million, and 78 thousand in that key demo.

RadarOnline says the ratings were "down" by double-digits -- I assume they mean from whatever ratings basement-dweller was previously airing in that timeslot.

To make matters worse, the program was down double digits across every category versus the 2022 average, according to early date from Nielsen Media Research.

So the show premiered, with much advertising and fanfare, and immediately drew fewer viewers than whatever POS filler show had been in that slot, which was consider so poor they thought that Chris Wallace would be an improvement over it.

Nope!

His contract with CNN is worth $6 million per year. I mean, it's worth that to him. It's worth 8 buck fitty cen' to CNN.

I'm pretty sure that right now David Zaslav is looking for ways he can "Batgirl" the contract.

Meanwhile: She-Hulk has so few viewers that the show can afford deliver personalized insults to its critics, one at a time.


Next up: Chris Wallace takes to Twitter to start insulting each of his "h8ters" of being whiny pissbaby CHUDs and incels losers.

Whoops! Correction: That's a fan-made site, not the show's official site. I was tricked by the little avatar, which confused my brain into thinking it was a blue tick.

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