Charlie Crist: In Many Ways, I Am Jesus Christ Incarnate

Charlie Crist compared himself to Christ, fighting Satan, or "DeSatan."

Who fights "DeSatan"? he asked rhetorically, but Christ, or Crist.

"This is an election about decency, about being decent to one another, about being kind to everyone," Crist continued. "It's called a Florida for all. You know, we got a divider on the other side [DeSantis] and a uniter over here [points to himself]."

"You know, some people call him 'DeSatan,' have you heard that?" Crist continued. "DeSatan vs. that [points to a campaign sign of his last name."

"Christ," a few in the audience responded.

"Oh, think about it," he said. "The choice is crystal clear. There's no question about it. It is crystal clear. He's bad. We're good."

He kept emphasizing "The choice is Crist-al clear" to mesmerize people into believing he was the Risen Christ. I mean, the Risen Crist.

(He also compares himself to President Zelensky of Ukraine, who is a Temporary Christ for the left.)

I don't remember Jesus being a barely-closeted homosexual whose exotic sexual proclivities are so incandescently obvious that he sets gaydars off in a ten block radius like car alarms after an earthquake.

Meanwhile, Charlie Crist's running mate, a teachers union official -- in case you had any questions about whose interests the Risen Crist is interested in championing -- said she could handle Florida's legislature because her main training is in educating the mentally handicapped.

posted by Ace at 02:09 PM

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