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August 06, 2022

Saturday Overnight Open Thread (8/6/22) Unexpected Company Dropped By Edition

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The Saturday Night Joke

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This was sent to me by that Gun-toting Cob Weasel. You'll have to ask him why.


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Speaking of an unexpected guest.

A New Hampshire family met an unexpected visitor in their house on Monday.

Also read: New Hampshire woman says bear broke into, damaged home
Arlee Giannini was home with her son when he told her there was a bear in their living room.

"I'm about ready to fall asleep. Jaeden comes flying in my room and he's like 'Mom, there's a bear in the living room,'” Giannini said.


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Another year. Another vacation. Another vacation shot to hell.

DEATH VALLEY NATIONAL PARK, Calif. (KSNV) — About 1,000 people cannot leave Death Valley National Park after severe flooding hit the park, shutting down all roads into and out of it.

The National Park Service said in a statement that it would take four to six hours to open a road on Highway 190 toward the east of the park to allow people to exit.


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Once upon a time The Fabulous and I were attending a church service. Our kids were acting up and the Pastor's sermon was about God giving you no more than you can handle.

Looks like God has a lot of confidence in this couple.

Pregnancy can be an exciting and surprising time for moms and dads. One unexpected outcome could be news of twins - having twice the amount of kids than expected. Well for one mom in Massachusetts, she got the surprising news of twins twice... in the same pregnancy.

Her name is Ashley Ness and she overcame odds of one in ten million to give birth to two sets of identical twins at the same time. Already a mom of three kids, the 35-year-old Ashley now has four more children to add to her pack - two girls and two boys.

The babies came a little early - 12 weeks short of a full-term pregnancy - but everyone is doing well, though the children will be staying at the Neonatal Intensive Care Unit at Massachusetts General Hospital in Boston for another eight weeks for observation


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Information Overload Emporium


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Born on this day: August 6, 1952 - Pat McDonald
American musician and songwriter Pat McDonald from Timbuk 3, who had the 1987 UK No.21 single 'The Future's So Bright I Gotta Wear Shades'). He formed the duo with his wife, Barbara K. MacDonald. He has co-written songs recorded by Aerosmith, Cher, Jools Holland, Billy Ray Cyrus, Zucchero, Keith Urban, Imogen Heap, Stewart Copeland and Peter Frampton. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Wishing something to be true, doesn't make it so. Genius Award Winner.

“Meth is legal now.”

That is what Enzo Zabala-Cardozo, 31, “advised” Florida cops who caught him, glass pipe at his lips, attempting to light up early yesterday in a St. Petersburg alleyway, according to an arrest affidavit.

Upon spotting police, Zabala-Cardozo began walking away, but not before declaring that, “Meth is legal now.” He did not offer further details as to when lawmakers legalized use of the highly addictive stimulant.

As it turns out, however, meth possession is still a crime in the Free State of Florida™. As such, Zabala-Cardozo was busted on a felony drug possession charge and a misdemeanor count of resisting police.


Looks like he has Oregon confused for Florida.

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