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Quick HitsLeftwingers are heartbroken to walk into a leftwing bookstore and look at all the books for sale which have also been banned by the state. Wait, what? Second from the left, right on top: AllahPundit's favorite book, Genderqueer, aka "Toni Morrison's Beloved." What they mean is that they have been banned from some school libraries, especially elementary school libraries. And Maus wasn't even banned, it was just removed from one school's curriculum -- that is, it's no longer a book that's taught or required to be read. (It's a comic book for crying out loud.) Liberals like AllahPundit take a curious stance: Adults can endlessly be censored and speech-monitored, with their reading habits controlled by corporations who are in turn controlled by the state, but underaged, legally-incompetent children must be allowed absolute freedom in what they are permitted to read and consume, and the state must furthermore stock their libraries with all manner of pornography for them to consume in these state-controlled institutions! What a curious reversal of the actual law, as well as common sense! Adults must have their immature, easily-influenced minds shielded from potentially corrupting thoughts -- Trumpist thoughts, insurrectionny thoughts -- while children must be allowed to "read" comic books showing grown men sucking the cocks of underaged boys. No matter how creakily old leftists actually get, they still think of themselves as petulant 13-year-olds insisting that they're plenty old enough to read Penthouse and smoke pot. I forgot to mention why I was even bringing up the box office of Top Gun: Maverick: Because the leftwing media is too butthurt about it to go on living. Vanity Fair: With the Memorial Day weekend release of Top Gun: Maverick, conservative pundits have taken the culture war to the skies, hailing the blockbuster as a patriotic, anti-"woke" display of militarism and masculinity. They have also cited its record-breaking box office performance--grossing $160.5 million domestically over the long weekend--as proof that the public is on their side. This guy is crying so hard he's going to drown the poor dick which is lodged throbbingly his mouf. It's amazing to me that these psychopathic propagandists spend half their time fighting the culture war with the intensity of Al Qaeda suicide bombers, and the other half of the time scoffing at the notion there's any culture war going on at all. But they all do this. All of them. It's part of their culture war strategy to mock the other side for even noticing there's a culture war being perpetually waged against him. Via Jim Treacher's substack: Are you ready for the Gay Whopper? Spoiler: It doesn't matter if you're ready or not, you're going to get the Gay Whopper smashed in your fucking face until you spit up blood and Pride, buddy. That's being sold in Austria. See, it's gay, because the buns are either both "tops" or both "bottoms." As a friend said, "Don't you need both a top and a bottom for gay sex?" I immediately accused him of knowing too much about gay sex. As Doc_Zero/John Hayward said yesterday: John Hayward @Doc_0
Allie Beth Stuckey @conservmillen This is a great point. I find myself slipping into this mode of appeasement from time to time -- conceding major points to the deranged, perverted left to quibble about a detail when it's really the whole which must be opposed. As she says, it's perfectly okay -- necessary, in fact -- to just say, "No, I'm against celebrations of the sexual perversions of transvestitism and exhibitionism, too, regardless of whether or not there's an explicitly sexualized component." Is that judgmental? Aw, geeze, that hurts. I sure wouldn't want to be judgmental about drag queens sticking their asses in the faces of children. Say, the left's pretty judgmental, isn't it...? They never stop accusing those of disagreeing with them of being "bad people" who are "shitty" or even being "haters" or "Nazis." Well, so if the left is going to be so judgmental, then I guess we'll just have to be just as judgmental. Or even... more judgmental. A bit of judgmentalism in defense of the innocence of children is no vice. As Elliot Ness said in The Untouchables, "You go and tell your master, I'm afraid we will just have to agree to disagree!"
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