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April 28, 2022

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Quick one today because I worked until 1:30 AM because we have two major customers launching at the same time and then got woken up at 3:00 AM because I made an error in change management because a normally non-critical function is critical today only. Yay.
Well, someone's enjoying himself.

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 28, 2022

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It's the quicker picker upper. And putter downer too if you drank the whole thing.
This is the first publicly sold bottle of Coca-Cola in 1894 which contained 3.5 grams of cocaine. Bring it back. pic.twitter.com/Q05JqrCrel
— Pranay Pathole (@PPathole) April 28, 2022
Google has launched its new Media CDN. (Tech Crunch)

This is a regular CDN only with built-in AI, machine learning, and ad insertion, all very sound reasons to avoid it like the plague.
Dell's latest XP3 13 Plus has everything but the 4 Essential Keys and decent I/O. (Liliputing)

3840x2400 OLED display, 14 core (6P + 8E) i7-1280P CPU, 32GB of LPDDR5 RAM, 2TB of SSD. I/O is just two Thunderbolt 4 ports - not even a headphone jack or microSD slot.

The 1280P is welcome - it's a slightly lower power form of the 12700H which absolutely demolishes Intel's previous generation chips for thin-and-light laptops and competes well with AMD's 5000-series and 6000-series chips except in graphics.
All the chemical bases in DNA and RNA have now been found within meteorites. (ScienceNews)

Which is a hint that if we find life elsewhere in the galaxy it will be edible.
QNAP. (Bleeping Computer)

Again.
Those people are so fired they're going to have to find a whole new word for it.

🤣🤣
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 28, 2022

Disclaimer: Bzzt.

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And putter downer too if you drank the whole thing. This is the first publicly sold bottle of Coca-Cola in 1894 which contained 3.5 grams of cocaine. Bring it back. pic.twitter.com/Q05JqrCrel — Pranay Pathole (@PPathole) April 28, 2022 Google has launched its new Media CDN. (Tech Crunch) This is a regular CDN only with built-in AI, machine learning, and ad insertion, all very sound reasons to avoid it like the plague. Dell's latest XP3 13 Plus has everything but the 4 Essential Keys and decent I/O. (Liliputing) 3840x2400 OLED display, 14 core (6P + 8E) i7-1280P CPU, 32GB of LPDDR5 RAM, 2TB of SSD. I/O is just two Thunderbolt 4 ports - not even a headphone jack or microSD slot. The 1280P is welcome - it's a slightly lower power form of the 12700H which absolutely demolishes Intel's previous generation chips for thin-and-light laptops and competes well with AMD's 5000-series and 6000-series chips except in graphics. 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