Shoot, A Fella Could Have A Pretty Good Weekend On The ONT With All That Stuff

Howdy Horde! Welcome to Friday Night Meme Madness, the weekly thread that appeals to the 14 year old boy in all of us!

Fido Friday: I'm just a human doing human things, doo doo doo

Yea or nay on the burdog?

But is it a sandwich?

Fucking with the IRS

It's a hobby, I suppose

Secret look at how guys act to each other

OK Groomers

You just read this in Patrick Stewart's voice, didn't you?

Joseph Stalin was right!

Of course, what Stalin meant was that the children were important cogs in the Commie machine, and thus were needed by the state, which is totally different from my opposing abortion because it's the murder of an unborn human with full individual rights, but I'll give him half credit: Right answer, wrong reasoning.

I'll give you another one, just for the heck of it. The Nazis had a program whereby they lowered the interest and payments on a married couple's mortgage each time they had another kid. Now, the Nazis were pure evil, but that's a hell of an idea for encouraging population growth (especially in a top-down, centrally planned society). I'd be against it on principle here, but it's a hell of a lot better than much of the social engineering that our government is already doing.

Flashback to the Gulf of Tonkin

Fergus is watching. Hope he's cool

Friday quiz: Which do you prefer

For me, 100 houses, anytime. Because private property is the foundation that freedom and prosperity are built upon. Commies live in soulless apartment blocks like cattle.

Oddly, the local customs do not include the handshake

Carefree days of yore

Sweet home Alabama

This is weirdly true

Bathroom watch

Don't watch. Let me take the L to my humanity in your stead

Who else licks 9v batteries to see if they are charged?

Insert your own dirty joke here

(The tool is used for getting bubbles out of concrete you pervs. If you put it where you're thinking....it wouldn't be pretty, these things vibrate like a 9 year old at Disneyland on his 15th Coke of the day.)

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posted by WeirdDave at 10:00 PM

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