Saturday Overnight Open Thread (2/5/22)

When Jesus turned to heal the last guy, the guy put his hands up and cried defensively, "Don't touch me! I'm on long term disability." (H/T TNDeplorable)

I wonder if I am related to her?

THE terrifying moment a woman tripped and fell into a shark tank during feeding time was caught on camera.

The nail-biting footage shows two predators circling around the worker who fell into the tank at the worst possible time.

Yes, I am an accident prone individual. The Fabulous Mrs. Mis. Hum. can and will attest to that.

I would love to raft the Grand Canyon. I'm not so sure about this however.

In what could be described as a millennial version of Weird Al in the wild, a band of jolly river rats sing, dance, and raft the Grand Canyon.

Floaty wings, technicolored vuvuzelas, and thrift store prom dresses are par for the course in this parody riff of “Burn the House Down.” The music video follows the nature nerds as they hike, kayak, raft, paddleboard, and goof around in “Raft the Grand Canyon.”

Cyrpto scam.(H/T Robert)

I've been to Plainfield, WI. An interesting place and the home of Ed Gein.

Ed Gein's grisly crimes were the inspiration behind many horror characters including Buffalo Bill, Norman Bates, and Leatherface.
It can be argued that every murderer is relatively sadistic, but there is one, in particular, that was so bad he served as the inspiration for some of Hollywood’s most sadistic murderers.

Ed Gein, otherwise known as the Butcher of Plainfield, was always a little bit off.

I was going to provide a Blockquote. But, nevermind.

OK, I'm 29 plus a couple. But in all my life I have never thought of any subliminal messages when I pass by a McDonald's. Oh FFS.

SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE McDonald’s ‘Golden Arches’ aren’t actually the letter M – they have a deliberately sexual meaning

RAISE your hand if you thought the Golden Arches logo for McDonald's stood for the letter M.

Well, turns out that there's a more hidden meaning behind them - and it's pretty naughty.

Born on this day: February 5, 1964 - Duff McKagan
Duff McKagan, bassist with Guns N’ Roses who had the 1998 US No.1 & 1989 UK No.6 single 'Sweet Child o' Mine'. He is also a member of Velvet Revolver who had the 2004 US No.1 & UK No.11 album Contraband.via thisdayinmusic.com

Born on this day: February 5, 1944 - Al Kooper
American songwriter, record producer and musician Al Kooper, known for organizing Blood, Sweat & Tears (although he did not stay with the group long enough to share its popularity). His first professional work was as a 14-year-old guitarist in the The Royal Teens, who in 1958 had the US No.3 single 'Shorts Shorts'. As a member of Blood Sweat & Tears, he had the 1969 US No.12 & UK No.35 single 'You've Made Me So Very Happy'. Kooper played organ on Bob Dylan's 'Like A Rolling Stone' as well as playing on hundreds of records, including ones by the Rolling Stones, B. B. King, The Who, The Jimi Hendrix Experience, Alice Cooper, and Cream. via thisdayinmusic.com

An interesting place to live if you are a Genius Award Winner.

A B.C. woman had the fright of her life recently when she discovered a naked man had been living in the trunk of her car.

For days.

Nanaimo resident Bethany Coker, who is a Red Seal diesel mechanic, noticed some mud in the front seat of her car earlier this week.

She deduced someone had broken in and spent the night in her vehicle so she cleaned and steamed the upholstery and moved on.

However, three days later she noticed the windows of her car were fogged up.

Then when she was inside the car she heard a voice say “hey.”

That’s when she discovered the naked man in her trunk and quickly realized something was wrong.

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posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:31 PM

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