Saturday Overnight Open Thread (1/29/22)

"BRING POSSE"

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The Ultimate Vegan Fast Food Items, Ranked
From Burger King nuggets to the McPlant, plant-based alternatives have become endless. Here's everything you need to know.

It's January, which means one thing: A bunch of people have been trying out veganism, as is tradition (who knows when or why “Veganuary” came to be, but we're here now). It also means that food joints across the country have been dropping tasty new menu items to appeal to rookie and veteran vegan eaters alike (see: the new vegan Babybel, Papa John's vegan all-day breakfast pizza, plant-based Philadelphia cream cheese).

Once again I ask, if being vegan is so good why do you imitate meat products? Why not just eat your beans & kale?

Perfect harmony? I call Bull Shit!

Thai Man Lives in Perfect Harmony With Eight Young Wives

A tattoo artist in Thailand has been getting a lot of attention online after it was revealed that he shares his home with eight young wives, all of whom get along great with each other.

Ong Dam Sorot, a young tattoo artist specializing in the traditional yantra style, recently sat down with a popular Thai comedian for an interview about his controversial marital status. Sorot is married not to one woman, but to eight, all of whom live under the same roof and consider themselves one big happy family. On the show, which has so far garnered over 3 million views on YouTube alone, Ong Dam Sorot introduced each of his wives and spoke about how they met. The eight women described their husband as the kindest, most considerate man on Earth and claimed to get along wonderfully.

This Grandpa worked out his day quite well.

A BRIT has died while visiting a "happy ending" massage parlour in Thai party resort Pattaya after a frantic masseuse tried to revive him.

Robert John Swain, 70, stripped off his clothes and was lying naked on a massage table while masseuse Miss Oraya rubbed oils into his back when she suddenly realised something was wrong.

Loss of taste, loss of smell, but not a loss of an erection. Or so they say.

A persistent erection, medically called priapism, has been seen in a number of unlucky Covid patients.

When there are no other obvious causes, it’s easy to presume the virus is the cause of the symptom.

In a new report published in the journal Urology, medics in Vienna, Austria, described the case of a 12-year-old boy with priapism.

12 year old boy? You sure he wasn't hooked on PornHub?

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Prince Andrew told Palace cops 'this is my house...f*** off' after causing security scare
A tracksuit-clad Prince Andrew was said to be looking scruffy and caused Buckingham Palace Royal Protection officers to race to the Queen's bedroom after being spotted outside, former officer Paul Page claims

Born on this day: 29 Jan 1947
David Byron, singer, from English rock band Uriah Heep who had the 1975 UK No.7 album Return To Fantasy. They have sold over 40 million albums worldwide. Byron died on 28th February 1985. via thisdayinmusic.com

I still think my ears are ringing from the 2 times I saw them at the Brown County Memorial Arena.

On this day: 29 Jan 2019
American singer, songwriter James Ingram died after a long battle with brain cancer age 66. He was a two-time Grammy Award-winner and charted eight Top 40 hits on the US Billboard Hot 100. He had two No.1 singles, the first, a duet with fellow R&B artist Patti Austin, 1982's ‘Baby, Come to Me’ and ‘I Don't Have the Heart’, which became his second No.1 in 1990. He also recorded the song ‘Somewhere Out There’ with Linda Ronstadt for the animated film An American Tail. via thisdayinmusic.com

If this is the "Perfect Cure" why is she not a Gazillionaire and posting this shit on Tik-Tok?

A dietician based in New York City has shared a recipe for a drink that she calls the ‘ultimate hangover cure.’

The best part? You only need four ingredients.

Successfully curing a hangover is something millions of party-goers have been trying to figure out for centuries.

What works for one may not work for another – but headaches and nausea are usually the common culprits.

Once again: The ONT Is Always Looking Out For You.^TM

I have more questions than answers. Genius Award Winner.

Lad, 9, accidentally amputates own penis while crushing veggies with pestle and mortar
WARNING: DISTRESSING CONTENT: A nine-year-old boy was rushed to hospital in Gabon after he accidentally amputated the tip of his penis while crushing vegetables with a pestle and mortar

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