Howard Stern Is Now a Babbling, Bent-Backed Renfield Compulsive Masturbator Sputtering Curses in the Dark

Well actually he was always that. What I mean is-- now, he's not funny.

Tucker Carlson recaps Howard Stern's descent into Howard Hughes-like self-isolation and madness. Skip a bit over Carlson's gushing over Stern's alleged one-time talent; it's too much. Get to the quotes of Stern hatefully blaming people hundreds of miles away for his mental illness and his inability to leave his own basement.

Great quote from Jimmy Dore. I'll post it after the link.

Dore says of Stern, "Is there anything creepier than someone who looks like a hippie but talks like a fed?"

Via Soothsayer: Anthony Cumia doing a Stern impression, when Stern was big enough to be worth doing an impression of.

Seriously, not only does no one talk about Stern now -- no one's talked about Stern's current show in 10, 15 years -- but no one even talks about his old show anymore, either. It has passed completely from the collective memory.

The only thing I remember is the Kirk Douglas clip: "What are you saying...?" And I only think of that because Brandon sounds like that.

I had this post as part of Quick Hits but I see everyone's talking about it in the comments, so.

posted by Ace at 02:26 PM

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