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Biden, FBI: We May Never Know Why A Radical Muslim Made Anti-Semitic Comments, Took a Synagogue Hostage, and Demanded the Release of a Terrorist Called "Lady Al-Qaeda"The FBI doesn't know anything, except this is totally not Islamic terrorism. Their pro-terrorist Islamic advisers/infiltrators/overlords told them so. As usual: We may never know the motive, they vowed.
Some person did some thing this weekend at a synagogue in Colleyville, Texas. The person, who is NOTANISLAMICTERRORIST, took four hostages for 11 hours. The NOTANISLAMICTERRORIST who selected a Jewish venue on the Sabbath "demanded Aafia Siddiqui's release from jail after she was sentenced to 86 years in prison for plotting to murder U.S. military personnel." The FBI wants you to know this was "not connected to the Jewish community."BREAKING: The FBI says the Texas synagogue hostage taker's demands were specifically focused on issue not connected to the Jewish community. https://t.co/PUxQkIwejx ![]() "President" (lol) Droolcup went out and claimed he could not even guess at the motive of the Islamic terrorist who was demanding the release of another Islamic terrorist by threatening to murder Jews.
After backlash, the FBI has finally admitted the possibility of what it spent the weekend denying: this is a "terrorism-related matter." Not terrorism. Oh no, not that. The FBI won't call that. The FBI is very determined to preserve its perfect record on preventing Islamic terrorism in America through its time-tested strategy of denying that all Islamic terrorism committed in America is Islamic terrorism and then saying "You're welcome, America!" They reserve the "terrorism" word for parents objecting to the r@pe of their daughters by schoolboard-protected transsexuals. But it will allow that perhaps this matter is... terrorism related.
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