Border Collie Boss Cafe

The description said that was a beach in Greece. I thought it might be good to stop posting the winter scenes.

More specifically, from Salty Dog:

That beach is Navagio Beach, on the island of Zakynthos in the Ionian Sea.

One of the most famous locations in Greece.

Posted by: NaCly Dog

French mastiff growls at any attempt to move him off his sleeping place, which is your sleeping place.

Pranking your dog by pretending to talk on the phone in a conversation all about getting the leash and going for a walk and being ready for food.

Neat: 40 pound border collie absolutely bosses and bullies 900 pound steers. He's got to keep them all back so his owner can open the gate without them running off. It's pretty wild how he just goes after the cattle the moment they even look at him defiantly.

Cat does gymnastics routine on the uneven chair arms.

Tiny dog just kong-jumps down the stairs.

Cat is annoyed by some kind of weasel.

Hunter deer.

Cat reminds you, in least annoying way possible, that he is ready to eat whenever you stop being a selfish asshole and get back to tending to his needs.

Ruffians! Jackanapes!

Cat is freaked out by Mexican-style skeletal cat statue.

Inman: You f***ed with the wrong car, Hoss. The blacked-out windows should have been a hint.

You picked the wrong low-paid, low-frustration-threshold security guard to antagonize, Chief.

You picked the wrong cheap $3 handbag to grab, Big-Guy.

You absolutley picked the wrong neighborhood to steal a phone in, Buster. Or maybe you picked the wrong girl -- she's cute. Maybe this is a There's Something About Mary situation and she's surrounded by ten admirer-stalkers at all times.

posted by Ace at 07:37 PM

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