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January 11, 2022

Adam Kinzinger: Don't Worry, I Spoke to Ray Epps, and He's Totally Cool and Not a Fed, Just a Great American Whose Only Crime Was Being "Misled" By The Devil Trump

Okay Adam.


1) I know this will break some hearts. For a few months, people like Tucker Carlson, MTG, Gaetz, and now Cruz have been "just asking questions" about a man named Ray Epps.

-- Adam Kinzinger (@AdamKinzinger) January 11, 2022

2) He was on video the day before Jan 6 saying "we're going INTO the capitol!" The some in the crowd chanted "fed fed fed." Why? Who knows, maybe they knew he was videoed talking about breaking into the Capitol the day before it was to happen and wanted to create distance?

-- Adam Kinzinger (@AdamKinzinger) January 11, 2022

He also whispered to someone right before that same man began disassembling barricades. That opening was then used to enter the Capitol.

But it's cool. Adam says so.

3) Regardless, he was put on the FBI wanted list, then removed. Because of all of that, the conspiracy that he was an FBI agent has been gospel on the blogs and shows. -side note- this is why we have to address conspiracies not ignore them.

-- Adam Kinzinger (@AdamKinzinger) January 11, 2022

4) He didn't enter the Capitol on Jan 6, and was removed from the most wanted list because apparently he broke no laws. I'm pretty sure the FBI wouldn't be dumb enough to put their own agent on a wanted list. Ray Epps has cooperated with the Jan 6 committee and we thank him

-- Adam Kinzinger (@AdamKinzinger) January 11, 2022

Um, almost all of the "insurrectionists" are charged with conspiracy. Conspiracy is an agreement to commit a crime.

Urging people to illegally enter the Capitol is conspiracy.

5) on the broader issue. Let's say Ray was an agent (HE IS NOT), the premise is that one agent can gin up a crowd to insurrection. That isn't saying much about the intelligence of your voters is it Ted? The rioters had formal education, owned businesses etc. they knew.

-- Adam Kinzinger (@AdamKinzinger) January 11, 2022

This obviously is not a legal argument. This is dumbass, basement-level IQ twitter taunting.

This motherf***ing sippery-assed rentboy.

6) An FBI informant is someone that is paid by or turned by law enforcement as they build broader cases. Informants are usually criminals that turn to save their own butt. An informant is not an agent. But Ted wants you to think it is. RAY is NO informant either.

-- Adam Kinzinger (@AdamKinzinger) January 11, 2022

Boy, he sure is singing the praises of Ray Epps, who is totally not an informant or an agent.

7) The narrative on Jan 6 has been that it's first antifa, or patriots who love their country, maybe crisis actors, def false flag operatives, or now FBI agents. Take your pick. Truth is they were rioters incited by lies. And RAY is no fed. Just another misled man.

-- Adam Kinzinger (@AdamKinzinger) January 11, 2022

Oh... he was just a "misled man." Misled by the Devil Trump.

While it may break hearts, it's true. So many are misled by so few. Just look up.

-- Adam Kinzinger (@AdamKinzinger) January 11, 2022

"Just look up" is a reference to a leftwing propaganda movie Don't Look Up, which the leftwingers are now citing like they used to cite J.K. Rowling.

In Don't Look Up, a Leonardo DiCaprio/Adam McKay sledgehammer-obvious global warming parable, a planet-killing comet is going to destroy the earth, but all the stupid, stupid conservatives don't believe it because a Trumpian president tells them "Don't look up." If they just looked up into the sky, they'd see the comet, but they're too stupid and too brainwashed to even look up at the evidence blazing across the heavens.

The liberals who believe in the comet -- who believe in global warming -- adopt the counter-slogan, "Just look up," so you can see the plain-as-day evidence.

So that's where Adam Kinzinger is politically, now babbling out hard-left shibboleths.

Telling you you're just too stupid to Just Look Up and see the obvious evidence. You're too brainwashed by Trump, who tells you Don't Look Up.

That's where this nasty little ponce is now, dick-riding Adam Schiff.

This #TrueConservative.

Maybe "Just Look Up" is the planned name of his MSNBC weekend show. Maybe he's giving us a preview.

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