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It went completely nuts.
UK residents were left reeling after a crazed gray squirrel went on a wild Christmas rampage in Buckley, Wales, injuring a staggering 18 people in two days. Facebook posts detailing Rocky's reign of terror are going viral.

"Warning, vicious squirrel that attacks," wrote Nicola Crowther in the Buckley Residents Facebook Group on Dec. 26 along with a grainy photo of the furry culprit on a fencepost. "Has bitten me, attacked my friend ... and multiple other people."

"It's also attacked my two Bengals, who fear nothing, and my neighbors' Bengal cats," she added. "Dare not go out of my house, as it's lurking."

"Dare not." I wish we retained some British constructions.

Inman: Nothing brings a community together like a group beat-down of a purse-snatcher/woman-beater.

Ooof: Kind of a content warning on this one. Don't try that Dirty Dancing move unless you both know what you're doing and you have a spotter.

Hit and... run?

😎😎😎😎🚤 pic.twitter.com/sePDN7H2fq
— ♡Dina Ribeiro♡ (@DinaRybeiro) August 2, 2021

“I did it, I did it!” 😂 pic.twitter.com/HHd3ztPVQe
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) January 6, 2022

Close call..
And then the slide..

🎥 IG: derik_munson pic.twitter.com/NKjMNNtSR7
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) January 7, 2022

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"Has bitten me, attacked my friend ... and multiple other people." "It's also attacked my two Bengals, who fear nothing, and my neighbors' Bengal cats," she added. "Dare not go out of my house, as it's lurking." "Dare not." I wish we retained some British constructions. Inman: Nothing brings a community together like a group beat-down of a purse-snatcher/woman-beater. Ooof: Kind of a content warning on this one. Don't try that Dirty Dancing move unless you both know what you're doing and you have a spotter. Hit and... run? 😎😎😎😎🚤 pic.twitter.com/sePDN7H2fq — ♡Dina Ribeiro♡ (@DinaRybeiro) August 2, 2021 “I did it, I did it!” 😂 pic.twitter.com/HHd3ztPVQe — Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) January 6, 2022 Close call.. 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