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January 07, 2022

Surfs Up Cafe

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"Here’s my winning piece for the Nikon 2020 surf photo of the year"
-- Ren McGann

Ever wonder how a bat pees? Given that it hangs upside down, and would pee on its own face if it just started going?

No? Never wondered, not even once?

Well no matter, thanks to FenelonSpoke, you will have knowledge crammed into you see-holes whether you like it or not: how bats pee.

Puppy to somewhat older puppy: "You don't mind if I just sort of sit on you for a spell, do you? And also, FYI and BTW, I don't care if you mind or not."

How... how best to explain...?

Sexy, sexy sea slug.

Elk photobomb.

We've got our top men on it.

-Who?

Top men.

-But who?

A baby and a malamute.

Baby hedgehogs look like cocktail wieners with some red fuzz on them.

Munchin'.

Kitten magic trick. Pretty good one, too.

River otter turf wars.

From last year (I did the joke), a "psycho squirrel" went on a rampage attacking people.

It went completely nuts.

UK residents were left reeling after a crazed gray squirrel went on a wild Christmas rampage in Buckley, Wales, injuring a staggering 18 people in two days. Facebook posts detailing Rocky's reign of terror are going viral.

"Warning, vicious squirrel that attacks," wrote Nicola Crowther in the Buckley Residents Facebook Group on Dec. 26 along with a grainy photo of the furry culprit on a fencepost. "Has bitten me, attacked my friend ... and multiple other people."

"It's also attacked my two Bengals, who fear nothing, and my neighbors' Bengal cats," she added. "Dare not go out of my house, as it's lurking."

"Dare not." I wish we retained some British constructions.


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Inman: Nothing brings a community together like a group beat-down of a purse-snatcher/woman-beater.

Ooof: Kind of a content warning on this one. Don't try that Dirty Dancing move unless you both know what you're doing and you have a spotter.

Hit and... run?





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