Leftist Fear Pron

Two dirty, dirty stories that are guaranteed to make you hot.

First, from this 200 pound mound of rompin'-stompin' sex, a piquant fantasy about the coming impeachment of one Joseph Robinette Biden.

And I do mean "coming."

Note he's writing this to scare his lefty readers.

But I find his fear-mongering highly stimtoxicating.

Imagine this: It's a gray, chilly day in Washington, D.C., in March of 2023. A handful of protesters from left-leaning groups like Indivisible are huddled outside against the icy Potomac winds, but mostly there's a climate of disbelief in the nation's capitol as the GOP-dominated House of Representatives wraps up debate over the impeachment of Joseph Robinette Biden Jr., 46th president of the United States.

I'm already "plumping."

It was little more than five months since the Republicans gained 43 House seats in the 2022 midterms, many in newly gerrymandered seats, and since the incoming chair of House Judiciary Committee, Rep. Jim Jordan of Ohio, started studying a menu of equally off-the-wall options -- Hunter Biden's laptop, the Afghanistan withdrawal, or something unprecedented about the president's mental acuity -- for Biden impeachment hearings.

In the end, Jordan and his colleagues -- including the radical QAnon conspiracy theorists who'd replaced GOP moderates Liz Cheney and Adam Kinzinger -- decided that the pretext didn't even matter that much.

BOOINNNNGGGGG!!!

House Speaker Kevin McCarthy -- who'd staved off a challenge to his leadership by flying to Mar-a-Lago and promising Donald Trump that Biden, just like his predecessor, would wear the stain of impeachment -- delivered the closing speech and noted that Republicans had promised "to end this age of decline, and end this presidency." A Code Pink protester burst onto the floor and screamed "Why are you doing this?!" before two burly guards dragged her out, while a handful of Trump supporters in the gallery began chanting, "Let's Go Brandon."

That's hot. I like the dirty-talk.

And the hotness doesn't stop there: The Democrats are ginning up fear by claiming that if Republicans take the House (spoiler: they will), then the next Speaker of the House will be... Donald John Trump.

The leader of the House Democrat Caucus says so.

Hakeem Jeffries @hakeemjeffries

The Constitution does not require the Speaker of the House to serve in Congress.

That's why the radical right will try to install Donald Trump.

Another reason we can't allow the cult to win the majority next year.

BTW, Hakeem Jeffries is the most plausible candidate to take over as Democrat leader when Pelosi retires, which she'll do in January.

Donald Trump. Presiding. Over the Impeachment.

Of Joe "Burisma" Biden.

Now that is hot. That is hot.

Trump says he doesn't want to be Speaker.

Oh yeah?

Well, there's one quick way to be president.

Get installed as Speaker of the House, and then impeach the Biden and Harris.

Who is next in the line of succession?

That's right, the Speaker of the House.

brb

spankin'

posted by Ace at 05:02 PM

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