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November 25, 2021

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'Gassed'
-John Singer Sargent


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The phrase "Let's Go Brandon!" appears to be well known by most.

WALDEN, Vt. (AP) - The head cook at a Vermont school has been fired for writing a euphemism for a vulgarity targeting President Joe Biden on a menu calendar and leaving work early.

The Caledonian Record reports the termination letter from the Walden School said the cook wrote “Let’s Go Brandon” “on school property in a location where it would easily be seen by students and staff.

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A certain young woman will be celibate for quite some time. Genius Award Winner.

NOVEMBER 24--A webcam model accidentally shot herself in the vagina with a 9mm handgun while recording a video earlier this month in her Georgia home, according to a police report.

Responding to an “accidental gunshot wound” call at a residence in Thomaston, a city 40 miles from Macon, a sheriff’s deputy encountered an EMS worker in the property’s driveway around noon on November 9.

The paramedic--who was holding an unloaded handgun and a spent bullet casing in her hands--explained that, “the female had shot herself in her vagina, accidentally.”

According to interviews with other residents of the home, deputies determined that Lauren Hunter Daman, 27, was apparently alone inside her bedroom when the gun discharged.


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I wish I could meet Gary Sinise and thank him personally for all of the charitable acts he performs. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Actor Gary Sinise, who played double-amputee Lt. Dan in Robert Zemeckis’s 1994 film Forrest Gump, donated Thanksgiving meals to veterans at a VA campus in Lincoln, Nebraska.

Sinise ensured 78 veterans living at the Victory Park apartment complex received a Thanksgiving meal on Wednesday, the Lincoln Journal Star reports. Veterans ranged from the age of 22-74 and served in several different conflicts and wars.


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