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October 30, 2021

Saturday Afternoon Chess thread 10-30-2021

chess pic 20211030 01.jpg
Paul Newman Plays Chess

There will be no movie thread today. As always, the chess/dress pr0n thread is an open thread, so there is no such thing as an off-topic comment.



Pic Note:

American hunk/dreamboat Paul Newman and Italian actress Sylva Koscina playing chess on the set of the film "The Secret War of Harry Frigg"



Beginner Problem - White To Play (401)

Goal: White can force mate in 3 moves
Hint: Limit the scope of Black' bishop and rook


20211030 Problem 1.jpg
7k/1r5p/5P1K/3bP3/8/6Q1/8/6R1 w - - 0 1




chess pic 20211030 02.jpg
The Chess Witch

The pieces on her board are not in some random arrangement. They're actually a tricky puzzle. White to move and win.

FEN:2k5/1p3pp1/p1p1p1p1/2P1P1P1/PP1P1P1P/K7/8/8 w

More info (and the solution) here.



Intermediate Problem - White To Play (448 )

Goal: White can force mate in 4 moves
Hint: The queen need not be taken


20211030 Problem 2.jpg
8/2Q5/2nNp3/4k3/3q4/5R2/4K3/8 w - - 0 1



Advanced Problem - White To Play (402)

How does White win this game? Find the forced mating line for White.


20211030 Problem 3.jpg
r4kr1/p1R4p/2p2B2/1pbb2pB/8/7P/PPP3P1/3Q1K2 w - - 0 1



Dress Pr0n For the 'Ettes:




20211030 dress pr0n 01.jpg




20211030 dress pr0n 02.jpg




20211030 dress pr0n 03.jpg




20211030 dress pr0n 04.jpg




20211030 dress pr0n kate 01.jpg




20211030 dress pr0n melania 01.jpg



20211030 dress pr0n oktoberfest 01.jpg
Willkommen Auf Dem Oktoberfest!

(Bonus Oktoberfest)

___________



Problem Solutions

Beginner Problem - White To Play


20211030 Problem 1.jpg
7k/1r5p/5P1K/3bP3/8/6Q1/8/6R1 w - - 0 1

1.e6 Bxe6
2.f7 Bxf7
3.Qg7#


Intermediate Problem - White To Play


20211030 Problem 2.jpg
8/2Q5/2nNp3/4k3/3q4/5R2/4K3/8 w - - 0 1

1.Nb5+ Ke4

Or 1...Kd5 2.Qd6+ Kc4 3.Na3#

2.Qf4+ Kd5
3.Qd6+ Kc4
4.Na3#


Advanced Problem - White To Play


20211030 Problem 3.jpg
r4kr1/p1R4p/2p2B2/1pbb2pB/8/7P/PPP3P1/3Q1K2 w - - 0 1

1. Qxd5 cxd5

Not1...Rg7?? 2.Bxg7#

2.Rf7+ Ke8
3.Rxh7+ Kf8
4.Rf7+ Ke8
5.Rxa7+ Rg6

If 5...Kf8 then 6. Rxa8#

6.Bxg6+ Kf8
7.Rxa8#

Hope to see you next week!

___________

Note: that cryptic line of letters and numbers you see underneath each board diagram is a representation of the position in what is known as "Forsyth-Edwards Notation", or F.E.N. It's actually readable by humans. Most computer applications nowadays can read FEN, so those of you who may want to study the position, you can copy the line of FEN and paste into your chess app and it should automatically recreate the position on its display board. Or, Windows users can just "triple click" on it and the entire line will be highlighted so you can copy and paste it into your chess app.

___________

So that about wraps it up for this week. Chess thread tips, suggestions, bribes, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to my yahoo address: OregonMuse little-a-in-a-circle yahoo dott com.

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