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October 15, 2021

GAINZZZ

This seminar will be of special importance to garrett: medical school hosts a seminar about "body terrorism" against fat LGBTQ people.

As relayed by The College Fix, the seminar was set to study "the oppressive history of the Body Mass Index (BMI) within the medical industrial complex."

Also addressed: "best practices to reduce the harm experienced by fat LGBTQ+ patients in healthcare settings."

The official topic, as stated by the invitation:

LGBTQ+ Affirming Healthcare Series presents "The Intersection of Fatphobia and LGBTQ+ Health"

The event aimed to "examine the impact of body terrorism on fat LGBTQ+ people."

Here is who is permitted to attend this salon:

Fat Cisgender Gay Male
Fat Cisgender Lesbian
Fat Straight Biological Male Identifying as a Woman
Fat Straight Biological Female Identifying as a Man
Fat Queer Biological Male Identifying as a Woman
Fat Queer Biological Female Identifying as a Man
Fat Cisgender Bisexual Male
Fat Cisgender Bisexual Female
Fat Bisexual Biological Male Identifying as a Woman
Fat Bisexual Biological Female Identifying as a Man
Any Fat Pansexual

Wow, gay activists and fat acceptance militants. Two groups who are famously in favor of free and frank exchange of idea.

I'm sure this will be wide-open discussion where any and all opinion are permitted.

Some real science being done out there -- why, this study says that high testosterone is correlated with a high sex drive, including an urge to masturbate.

Oh, interesting: It says that according to The Research, all AoSHQ readers have High Testosterone. Based on their filthy habits of nigh-constant onanism, it says further.

Women too. In fact, it says -- especially the women.

As the primary male sex hormone, [the hormone lacked by Jonah Goldberg] plays a leading role in the sexual development of guys. But folks often overlook the role it plays in female sexuality. Yes, women have [the hormone lacked by Jonah Goldberg], too, though much less of it -- and it exerts a far different pull, new research suggests.

"It was quite surprising that the link with masturbation was stronger among women than men," said study leader Wendy Macdowall of the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine, in the United Kingdom. "And that among women we saw no link with aspects of partnered sex."

Aside from one, that is. In women, testosterone levels were sharply higher in those who had ever experienced a same-sex relationship.

Dirty birds.

Men who had relatively high [hormone that Jonah Goldberg lacks], or high T, levels were more likely to have had more than one sex partner at the same time during the previous five years, the study found. And straight guys were more likely to have had a recent encounter.

They were also found to write 99% fewer "The Conservative Case for [Something Obviously Leftwing]" articles, too.

On to the GAINZZZ: I have none. I have some MAINTAINZZZ, which are not actually GAINZZZ, but also not LOZZEZZZ.

In short, they're like kissing your sister. Which means: incredibly hot. So f***ing hot.

I mean, look at her. Sure she's got the buck-teeth and cheeks of a nerd groundhog but sis has got an ass like a young Keifer Sutherland.

What are your GAINZZZ?

And have you read or started (or planning to start reading) and good BOOKZZZ? Any MOVIEZZZ -- preferably older so they're cheaper and can be seen without giving Hollywood much MONEYZZZ?

Here's a shot of visually-induced adrenaline for you:


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