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October 15, 2021
GAINZZZThis seminar will be of special importance to garrett: medical school hosts a seminar about "body terrorism" against fat LGBTQ people. As relayed by The College Fix, the seminar was set to study "the oppressive history of the Body Mass Index (BMI) within the medical industrial complex." Here is who is permitted to attend this salon:
Wow, gay activists and fat acceptance militants. Two groups who are famously in favor of free and frank exchange of idea. I'm sure this will be wide-open discussion where any and all opinion are permitted. Some real science being done out there -- why, this study says that high testosterone is correlated with a high sex drive, including an urge to masturbate. Oh, interesting: It says that according to The Research, all AoSHQ readers have High Testosterone. Based on their filthy habits of nigh-constant onanism, it says further. Women too. In fact, it says -- especially the women. As the primary male sex hormone, [the hormone lacked by Jonah Goldberg] plays a leading role in the sexual development of guys. But folks often overlook the role it plays in female sexuality. Yes, women have [the hormone lacked by Jonah Goldberg], too, though much less of it -- and it exerts a far different pull, new research suggests. Dirty birds. Men who had relatively high [hormone that Jonah Goldberg lacks], or high T, levels were more likely to have had more than one sex partner at the same time during the previous five years, the study found. And straight guys were more likely to have had a recent encounter. They were also found to write 99% fewer "The Conservative Case for [Something Obviously Leftwing]" articles, too. On to the GAINZZZ: I have none. I have some MAINTAINZZZ, which are not actually GAINZZZ, but also not LOZZEZZZ. In short, they're like kissing your sister. Which means: incredibly hot. So f***ing hot. I mean, look at her. Sure she's got the buck-teeth and cheeks of a nerd groundhog but sis has got an ass like a young Keifer Sutherland. What are your GAINZZZ? And have you read or started (or planning to start reading) and good BOOKZZZ? Any MOVIEZZZ -- preferably older so they're cheaper and can be seen without giving Hollywood much MONEYZZZ? Here's a shot of visually-induced adrenaline for you:
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