Saturday Overnight Open Thread (10/9/21)

Moshe asks Sarah ,
“Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.”
“Yes”, she says, “I remember it well.”
“OK”, he says, “How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time’s sake?”

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,
“Fifty years ago that wasn’t an electric fence.” H/T Isophoroneblog

I'll let you have your own thoughts without interjecting mine.

Plane flying ‘will you marry me’ banner crashes on island, killing passenger

A marriage proposal ended in turmoil Saturday evening when a small plane carrying a ‘will you marry me?’ banner crashed, killing one passenger and injuring the pilot.

The 1974 Cessna 172 plane caught aflame when it crashed in Parc Dieppe in the city of Montreal, Canada.

The Osheaga Get Together musical festival was taking place not too far away w

On the bright side, he didn't die in a plane crash.

A man is suing a psychic for fraud, alleging she falsely promised she could remove a witch’s curse apparently put on him by his ex-girlfriend, for the small price of $5,100.

Mauro Restrepo, of Los Angeles, California, sought out help with his marriage, and after a Google search for psychics on September 17, he settled on Sophia Adams, whose website states she is a ‘PhD Life Coach’.

‘This made plaintiff more confident that he was speaking with a professional that could help him,’ states the lawsuit filed last Friday in Torrance Superior Court.

But that wasn’t the case, according to Restrepo, who seeks at least $25,000 in compensatory damages, plus punitive damages after Adams’ services did not help his marriage in any way.

You sure have a lot of nuts.

A Fargo, N.D., man returning from a four-day trip discovered a large cargo in is Chevrolet pickup, but not in the bed.

Bill Fischer revealed on Facebook that a squirrel had stashed 175 pounds of black walnuts under the hood of his Avalanche in the engine bay.

"I could only laugh at the situation as it has occurred in the past," Fischer told SWNS.

"This year was a record."

On this day: 9 Oct 1976
Dr Feelgood scored their only No.1 UK album when 'Stupidity' went to the top of the charts. It was the first ever live album to go to No.1 in the UK chart in its first week of release. Some of the album was recorded at The Kursaal in Southend-on-Sea. via thisdayinmusic.com

On this day: 9, Oct 1944
English bass guitarist, singer, songwriter John Entwistle from The Who, (nicknamed The Ox). The Who scored the 1965 UK No.2 single 'My Generation' plus over 20 other UK Top 40 hits, as well as 16 US Top 40 singles. In the early days of The Who, once the lineup had stabilised and it was settled that Roger Daltrey was to be the front man, Entwistle started to dye his fair hair black, and continued to so do until the 1980s. Entwistle died in Las Vegas on 27th June 2002, one day before the scheduled first show of The Who's US tour. via thisdayinmusic.com

Quite the medieval reenactment. ***SNORT*** (H/T Slapweasel)

Sometimes the world is not your urinal as someone finds out. Genius Award Winner.

A man shot himself in the leg while urinating in Times Square early Monday afternoon, cops said.

The man who misfired, a 39-year-old from Brooklyn, took a bullet to his right leg at the corner of West 40th Street and Seventh Avenue around 12:25 p.m., sending him stumbling into the corridor of the train subway stop there, police said.

He was taken to Bellevue Hospital, where sources said he is conscious, alert and likely to survive.

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posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:00 PM

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