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October 09, 2021

Saturday Overnight Open Thread (10/9/21)

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The Saturday Night Joke

Moshe asks Sarah ,
“Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.”
“Yes”, she says, “I remember it well.”
“OK”, he says, “How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time’s sake?”

“Oh Moshe, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!”
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I’ve got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I’ll just keep an eye on them so there’s no trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in…

Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn’t know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.

The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I’ve got to ask them what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes, he says to them, “Excuse me, but that was something else. You must’ve had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?”

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,
“Fifty years ago that wasn’t an electric fence.” H/T Isophoroneblog


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I'll let you have your own thoughts without interjecting mine.

Plane flying ‘will you marry me’ banner crashes on island, killing passenger


A marriage proposal ended in turmoil Saturday evening when a small plane carrying a ‘will you marry me?’ banner crashed, killing one passenger and injuring the pilot.

The 1974 Cessna 172 plane caught aflame when it crashed in Parc Dieppe in the city of Montreal, Canada.

The Osheaga Get Together musical festival was taking place not too far away w

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On the bright side, he didn't die in a plane crash.

A man is suing a psychic for fraud, alleging she falsely promised she could remove a witch’s curse apparently put on him by his ex-girlfriend, for the small price of $5,100.

Mauro Restrepo, of Los Angeles, California, sought out help with his marriage, and after a Google search for psychics on September 17, he settled on Sophia Adams, whose website states she is a ‘PhD Life Coach’.

‘This made plaintiff more confident that he was speaking with a professional that could help him,’ states the lawsuit filed last Friday in Torrance Superior Court.

But that wasn’t the case, according to Restrepo, who seeks at least $25,000 in compensatory damages, plus punitive damages after Adams’ services did not help his marriage in any way.


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(H/T Ladyl)

You sure have a lot of nuts.

A Fargo, N.D., man returning from a four-day trip discovered a large cargo in is Chevrolet pickup, but not in the bed.

Bill Fischer revealed on Facebook that a squirrel had stashed 175 pounds of black walnuts under the hood of his Avalanche in the engine bay.


"I could only laugh at the situation as it has occurred in the past," Fischer told SWNS.

"This year was a record."


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The ONT Musical Interlude


On this day: 9 Oct 1976
Dr Feelgood scored their only No.1 UK album when 'Stupidity' went to the top of the charts. It was the first ever live album to go to No.1 in the UK chart in its first week of release. Some of the album was recorded at The Kursaal in Southend-on-Sea. via thisdayinmusic.com

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On this day: 9, Oct 1944
English bass guitarist, singer, songwriter John Entwistle from The Who, (nicknamed The Ox). The Who scored the 1965 UK No.2 single 'My Generation' plus over 20 other UK Top 40 hits, as well as 16 US Top 40 singles. In the early days of The Who, once the lineup had stabilised and it was settled that Roger Daltrey was to be the front man, Entwistle started to dye his fair hair black, and continued to so do until the 1980s. Entwistle died in Las Vegas on 27th June 2002, one day before the scheduled first show of The Who's US tour. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Quite the medieval reenactment. ***SNORT*** (H/T Slapweasel)


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Sometimes the world is not your urinal as someone finds out. Genius Award Winner.

A man shot himself in the leg while urinating in Times Square early Monday afternoon, cops said.

The man who misfired, a 39-year-old from Brooklyn, took a bullet to his right leg at the corner of West 40th Street and Seventh Avenue around 12:25 p.m., sending him stumbling into the corridor of the train subway stop there, police said.

He was taken to Bellevue Hospital, where sources said he is conscious, alert and likely to survive.

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