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September 21, 2021

Norm's Restoration Cafe: Kenny Rogers Songs Edition

Duck seems to be following a woman just because her shoes are the same color as its feet.

Dog is amazing at volleyball.

Lamb wants more pets.

Enormous Tibetan mastiff. Maybe where the mythological fu dogs were derived from?

Seagull hitches a ride on another bird.

Toad hitches a ride on a snake.

One of these things is not like the others.

Inman: Taking care of the first-date jitters with a bang.

Bouncer takes out not one but two spitting, sucker-punching soibois. Note that these soibois may not look soi, but their DNA is pure tofu.

Well-brought-up young lady starts a brawl at a chicken joint.

Two jay-offs have a dispute in stopped traffic. The guy with the SUV attempts to bash the Mercedes (?) convertible, but it doesn't work out the way he expected.

Fugitives ride the lightning. At least they weren't whipped.

Watch all the way through. It's worth it.

I think this is an ibix, by the way. Hope that doesn't spoil the ending.

Outstanding prank on a dog.

It's about time I included a Norm clip in the Norm's Restoration Cafe.

Below, the hysterical Adam Carolla/Norm Macdonald breakdown of Kenny Rogers' most horrifying songs. Content warning for war injuries, paralysis, and Biden-like behavior by the Gatlin Boys.

If you want to do a group listen, maybe wait until 8:25 to start the clip, so people are in the thread and done with the other stuff.

Before listening to that, you might want to listen to this X-rated story from Norm. Adam Carolla keeps referencing it during the Kenny Rogers bit.

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