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The Libs of TikTok: A Growing National ConcernThis red-blooded all-American man insists that if you want to have sex with a "trans woman," and furthermore a trans "woman" who still has his penis, and you really want to play with that Feminine Penis, that doesn't make you gay, because, it's just a woman with a big, hard penis. We've seen this guy before telling people you can have sex with lots of men and still be straight. Straight guys just nut into each other all the time. It's like a handshake. No -- a manshake. By the way, Ryan Long does my favorite juvenile joke there. Whenever he's talking about some story about The Gays, he introduces it by saying, "Danny (his co-host), here's an important story for you." Lower your expectations, plebes. Stores are spreading out their limited supply of product to make the shelves look less bare than they really are. An example of that below, from Ashe Short (@AsheSchow). And from Amber Athey: ![]() Remember, Peons: Know your place. Lower your expectations. ![]()
Children are a dry run for the adult population.
Lesbian teacher cries as she announces she just "came out to my students." They're sixth graders. She says "It just felt right... it was so beautiful." She claims that this was good for them because "they asked so many questions." See, it was a learning experience for the students, not a narcissistic personality disorder experience for her. Here's another Teacher of the Year contender, being recorded by her giggling students. Via this account, these quotes from a Medium post by a teacher attacking her students, and the parents who (over)pay her salary. ![]() ![]() ![]() The teachers unions must be dissolved, and tenure eliminated. And everyone still drawing salaries while reading the paper all day in a "rubber room" fired and forced to earn a living for once.
We have again discovered a new sexuality that covers most of the normal straight population. Yes, some people do suddenly find a sexual interest in someone else only after that person has expressed an interest in them. It's kind of common, actually.
Hey, Kids!!! Comics!!!
Well now leftists are telling Woke 8-Year-Old stories about themselves.
Another case of the Medusa Complex. This angry women claims to be a "he/they," and also says she's "going above and beyond" to help you get her pronouns right by putting them in her bio. Wow, talk about going the extra mile. "There is no f***ing excuse for people to misgender me." Except for... you know, refusing to play along with schizophrenic delusions.
Fat Activist of doubtful sexual identification identifies chairs as fat-phobic.
Monsters proudly talk about raising their baby "Zoomer" without a gender.
I mean, seriously: the worst.
A government funded school district is sending this shit out. (She also has her own parody twitter account making fun of her fellow woke teachers, but the gifts from her school district are real.) This woman is being kicked out of the military for refusing to get the vaccine, and suggests you contact soon-to-be-former-military-people about possible jobs.
They make it hard to forget that transgenderism is a mental illness. If you don't get that nasty sentiment: this man is angry that his mother got breast cancer. No, that's not the part he's mad about. He's mad that his cancer-stricken mother got a masectomy, which he calls "top surgery," before he did.
Spoiler: No. An alternate viewpoint: Also no.
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