Cindy-Anna Jones: Super-Woke Actress Phoebe Waller-Bridge Rumored to be the Real Lead of the Next (Fake) Indiana Jones Movie

This has long been suspected: Super-woke actress Phoebe Waller-Bridge, last seen playing an SJW Droid in the Han Solo bomb, may take over as the lead in the so-called "Indiana Jones" movie.

This would be partly because Harrison Ford injured himself very shortly into filming (as one can expect of an 80 year old doing action scenes) and partly because this is what Kathleen Kennedy does to every IP she hijacks. Just make the male character a girl.

What amazing creativity.

Phoebe Waller-Bridge may flip the script on Indiana Jones.

The English actress, 37, could be replacing Harrison Ford as the lead in the fifth installment of the "Indiana Jones" franchise, which is set to hit theaters next summer, according to The Daily Mail.

Sources told the outlet that producer Kathleen Kennedy was looking to make "big" changes -- which could include replacing the lead character with a woman.

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It’s not clear who Waller-Bridge's will portray in the upcoming movie, but a source told the Mail, "The gossip on the set is that this character will slot into the leading role."

In other words: Yet another white, British brunette Kathleen Kennedy sticks into a historically male-led action franchise as a Mary Sue self-insert.

In more Hollywood news:

Shang-Chi will probably not get a China release, because star Simu Liu has previously called China a shithole country.

The prospects for Disney/Marvel's Shang-Chi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings getting a China release date are dwindling. This in the wake of comments originally made by star Simu Liu in 2017 which resurfaced this week and have made waves on Chinese social media. In a 2017 interview with the CBC, the Chinese-Canadian actor referenced his parents telling him of conditions under Communist rule and referring to China as a "third world" country where people were "dying of starvation."

China is already unlikely to exhibit Marvel's "The Eternals" movie due to the director's comments about China being "a place where there are lies everywhere."

Disney's efforts to please and promote the CCP are failing.

Singer Alanis Morissette says she was the victim of sexual assault as a child.

Alanis Morissette said she was raped by multiple men when she was a 15-year-old Canadian pop star in a new documentary for HBO, reports the Washington Post.

"It took me years in therapy to even admit there had been any kind of victimization on my part," the singer says in the documentary. "I would always say I was consenting, and then I'd be reminded like 'Hey, you were 15, you're not consenting at 15.'"The legal age of consent in Canada is 16.

"Now I'm like, 'Oh yeah, they're all pedophiles. It's all statutory rape,'" she said.

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The alleged rapes would have occurred before Morissette became a certified rock star. Before that, she appeared in five episodes of the Canadian teenage sketch comedy show You Can't Do That On Television, which ran in reruns on Nickelodeon after its Ottawa TV run, and can still be seen on streamer Paramount+.

Nickelodeon. Again.

I just got a text from Gavin Newsom asking me if I knew Alanis Morissette's email address.

posted by Ace at 04:41 PM

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