Intermarkets' Privacy Policy Support
Donate to Ace of Spades HQ! Contact
Ace:aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com Recent Entries
Daily Tech News 30 July 2025
Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (7/29/25) Amazing Tales of the Sea Cafe Polls and Liberal Gasbags Agree: The Future is MAGA Cincinnati "Brawl" -- The Media Is Now Calling the Street Lynching of a Defenseless Man by a Group of Violent Thugs a "Brawl" -- Goes Viral, and Forces the Leftwing City Government to Pretend to Care About Anti-White Violence Ghislaine Maxwell: I Will Testify Before Congress But Only If I'm Granted Immunity DOJ Shuts Down Four "Dark Web" Websites Hosting "Millions of Files" of Vile Child Exploitation Content Delusional Mentally-Ill Suspect Immediately ID'd as "Possibly White" by CNN's Erin Burnett Kills Four Over Delusional CTE Self-Diagnosis EPA Administrator Lee Zeldin Moves to End Obama-Era "Finding" That Carbon Dioxide Causes "Endangerment" to Humans, Which Would Be the "Largest Regulatory Action in the History of America" The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition Absent Friends
Jay Guevara 2025
Jim Sunk New Dawn 2025 Jewells45 2025 Bandersnatch 2024 GnuBreed 2024 Captain Hate 2023 moon_over_vermont 2023 westminsterdogshow 2023 Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022 Dave In Texas 2022 Jesse in D.C. 2022 OregonMuse 2022 redc1c4 2021 Tami 2021 Chavez the Hugo 2020 Ibguy 2020 Rickl 2019 Joffen 2014 AoSHQ Writers Group
A site for members of the Horde to post their stories seeking beta readers, editing help, brainstorming, and story ideas. Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published.
Contact OrangeEnt for info:
maildrop62 at proton dot me Cutting The Cord And Email Security
Moron Meet-Ups
|
« Quick Hits: Steven King Sucks Edition |
Main
| Norms Restoration Society Cafe »
September 10, 2021
GAINZZZ: Sweetgreen CEO Cancelled for Pointing Out the Inconvenient Fact That Covid Can Be Beaten By Getting Into ShapeHey, given that Biden's gone full fascist, why not also mandate exercise and diet regimes? Fascists usually celebrate (or mandate) physical fitness, right? Sweetgreen CEO Jonathan Neman caught controversy this week after a viral since-deleted LinkedIn post linked the severity of the coronavirus pandemic with high levels of obesity. Whoa, he really is leaning into the fascism there. Well, I don't agree with any of that. But why doesn't Biden? He's fully fascist. The answer, of course, is that imposing requirements on the overweight would be unpopular, because the overweight are not the sort of "distinct minority" that fascist regimes love to demonize and bully, but in fact a strong majority.
It's all a bit maddening watching obese people like Brian Stelter attempt to craft health policy in real time on Twitter, instead of just going for walks to shed their morbid excess weight. Okay, so I'm going to turn this into a hybrid GAINZZZ/attacking obese liberals thread. I hope that the attacks on Goldberg, French, Stelter, and Co. help motivate you -- and motivate me -- to get some real GAINZZZ. ![]() Is Brian Stelter really railing against people who make poor health choices? Well, there's some Big Ripe Low-Hangin' Balls Energy right there. Sean Davis has further thoughts on health. And I don't think he's just talking about Brian Stelter. ![]() I think he's also talking about Jonah Goldberg, whose Hot Take on Biden's imposition of fascism boils down to, "He wouldn't have to impose fascism if you would just follow his orders without the fascism." ![]()
![]() Yet another disgusting fatbody who has zero PLANZZZ to shed weight and mitigate his own covid risks, but he has lots and lots of "expert" advice for others: ![]() Plus-sized effeminate propagandist Chris Cillizza -- the Tess Holliday of "fact-checking" -- also opines on what you should do to improve your health: ![]() David French rushed to say he couldn't say it better than Jonah Goldberg, which lead Julie Kelly to offer some of her own physical health opinionating: ![]() Again: Pretty big balls on these obese clowns for guys who are so obviously low in testosterone. So, I don't know about you, but I find anger to be a great motivator. I do not want to be like Jonah Goldberg, so I'll think of him as I get my GAINZZZ. And I do need that motivation, because I have zero GAINZZZ this week. In fact, I have zero EFFORTZZZ. I can offer excuses -- I got poor sleep since last week and that begin to give me cold-like symptoms -- but everyone always has those excuses, don't they? I will commit Coach Sean Davis' inspiring words about the massive imprint of Jonah Goldberg's fat ass in the couch to the GAINZZZ lobe of my brain. Coach Davis is tough but fair. Well, cruel but fair. Well, cruel. But cruel works. How about you guys? I hope you did not follow my poor example and get zero GAINZZZ. Anyone have any inspiring GAINZZZ to report? And any BOOKZZZ, MOVIEZZZ, or PROJECTZZZ to share?
| Recent Comments
m:
"w00t ..."
m: "Pixy's up! ..." Unrepentant Miklos: "On Wedding in Maui had a Tsunami scare, was nothin ..." Romeo13: "So, when Turkey had a bad earthquake, we sent aid. ..." Efrem Zimbalest Jr.: " All archived posts of former FBI agent Peter Strz ..." Skip: "On Wedding in Maui had a Tsunami scare, was nothin ..." Semi-Literate Thug: " The tsunami is a non-event. A punk wave. ..." Romeo13: "597 43 Democrats are salivating at the thought of ..." Midnight Rambler: "Yeah, that Hawaii cam is a bust. Which is a good t ..." Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ : "OilPrice.com@OilandEnergy . 9h Permian oil outp ..." Midnight Rambler: "43 Democrats are salivating at the thought of a ca ..." Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ : "All archived posts of former FBI agent Peter Strzo ..." Recent Entries
Daily Tech News 30 July 2025
Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (7/29/25) Amazing Tales of the Sea Cafe Polls and Liberal Gasbags Agree: The Future is MAGA Cincinnati "Brawl" -- The Media Is Now Calling the Street Lynching of a Defenseless Man by a Group of Violent Thugs a "Brawl" -- Goes Viral, and Forces the Leftwing City Government to Pretend to Care About Anti-White Violence Ghislaine Maxwell: I Will Testify Before Congress But Only If I'm Granted Immunity DOJ Shuts Down Four "Dark Web" Websites Hosting "Millions of Files" of Vile Child Exploitation Content Delusional Mentally-Ill Suspect Immediately ID'd as "Possibly White" by CNN's Erin Burnett Kills Four Over Delusional CTE Self-Diagnosis EPA Administrator Lee Zeldin Moves to End Obama-Era "Finding" That Carbon Dioxide Causes "Endangerment" to Humans, Which Would Be the "Largest Regulatory Action in the History of America" The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition Search
Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Primary Document: The Audio
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings) George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer Top Top Tens
Democratic Forays into Erotica New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party" Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?" Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance Collective Names for Groups of People John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive" Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments John Edwards Campaign Excuses John Kerry Pick-Up Lines Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney Torments in Dog-Hell Greatest Hitjobs
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny More Margaret Cho Abuse Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed" Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means Wonkette's Stand-Up Act Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report! Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet The House of Love: Paul Krugman A Michael Moore Mystery (TM) The Dowd-O-Matic! Liberal Consistency and Other Myths Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate "Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long) The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) |