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The Taliban Is Holding Six Planes Filled with Americans and American Allies Hostage While the Biden Administration Blathers About Proportional Gender Representation in the Country's Barbaric Clan Leadership StructureSix planes on a mission to rescue more than a hundred Americans wanting to leave Afghanistan were grounded by the Taliban as negotiations continued with the State Department Monday. Good news: the holdup may not be due to the Taliban, but to the Biden Administration. State Department officials acknowledged Tuesday that they have been unable so far to get six chartered aircraft carrying about 1,000 evacuees out of Mazar-i-Sharif, but it was not clear whether the holdup was due to U.S. bureaucracy or Taliban action. After denying that the aircraft were being forbidden by the Taliban from taking off, Blinken changed his story today, and told the Taliban to stop blocking the flights. Secretary of State Antony Blinken on Wednesday called on the Taliban to stop blocking charter flights containing Americans from departing Afghanistan. A Newsweek editor attempted to spin for the Biden Administration by claiming it wasn't people being held hostage by the Taliban, but merely planes being held hostage. Planes that the people needed to use to escape Afghanistan. ![]()
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