Sponsored Content
Mid-Morning Art Thread | Main | Leftwing New York Magazine Admits That Children Have Never Been Threatened By Covid, and That We've Known This From the Earliest Days of the Pandemic
July 12, 2021

The Morning Rant

talking ape.jpg


News item from late last week about how the FBI found a "completely constructed" LEGO model of the Capitol in the house of some Jan Sixer they busted, one of those nefarious Oathkeepers.

That's it. That's their evidence.

Reading the charging documents put out by the DOJ, they sound like some kid padding out his resume with impressive-sounding job titles. Like he pumped gas for a summer and claims experience as a "petroleum transfer engineer."

What's notable is what is not being charged. Nobody is being charged with 'sedition', 'insurrection', or 'treason' or anything like that. It's mostly trespassing, vandalism and some federal statute about "interfering with a government function", which I doubt anyone has ever been charged with ever before. I think the fed prosecutors had their clerks put in an all-nighter going page by page through the federal registry looking for some, *any* statute to charge them with.

For example, according to the graphic in this piece, one of the trespassers was charged with "Parading, Demonstrating, or Picketing in a Capitol Building." Seriously. Is there actually a federal statute about this or are they just making it up?

The feds are going to get laughed out of court. I hope. It assumes the defendants have competent legal counsel, and I'm not sure this is the case. These are normal Americans who may not be able to afford the high-dollar attorneys with the expertise in handing federal cases.

Of course, I doubt the Biden administration cares about whether they get convictions, rather, the process is the punishment, as they say. This is is just "how dare those rubes defy us?" revenge theater from the DOJ who took the opportunity to punish some Americans who don't think the election was fairly decided and who had the temerity to say so publicly.

Oh, and then it came out that no, the Oathkeeper's LEGO set was not "completely constructed", but most of it was still in the box. So the FBI lied about that, too. Is there anything about 1/6 that they *aren't* lying about?

meme 20210712 00.jpg

meme 20210709 01a.jpg

Funny How That One Is A Lot Like This One:

meme 20210709 01b.jpg

meme 20210712 02.jpg

meme 20210712 03.jpg

meme 20210712 05.jpg

meme 20210712 06.jpg

meme 20210712 07.jpg

meme 20210712 08.jpg

meme 20210712 09.jpg

Because Government > Freedom

meme 20210712 10.jpg

meme 20210712 11.jpg

Who Dis:

who dis 20210712a1.jpg

Photo 2 (busty!)
Photo 3 (busty!)
Photo 4 (leggy!)
Photo 5
Photo 6
Photo 7 (busty!)

For the 'Ettes:

who dis 20210712b1.jpg

Photo 2
Photo 3
Photo 4
Photo 5

Friday Who Dis: Julie Andrews started out as a child singer when her parents discovered she had an amazing 4-octave vocal range. Did a lot of performing in British music halls. James Garner did a little modeling in high school before he discovered his acting talents. He was with Ms. Andrews in 3 movies. Most everyone knows about 1982's Victor Victoria. A number of you older morons remember The Americanization of Emily from 1964. But few people remember a Christmas movie they did together, One Special Night in 1999.

Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Philly Cheesesteak Sandwich & Fries:

/philly cheese steak sandwich 04.jpg
(click for bigger cheesesteak)

(h/t Food Overload)

digg this
posted by OregonMuse at 11:15 AM

| Access Comments

Recent Comments
Axeman: "Every Christmas season, British parents take their ..."

fd: "You could tell Joe was mad today. How dare those S ..."

Braenyard: "|-Senators Mitch McConnell and Chuck Schumer are u ..."

rhennigantx: "If u b man in ladies shitter must u put the seat d ..."

ZOD: "Hopefully Roe v. Wade isn't the only decision that ..."

In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose): "Chicks are cancelling themselves. Seems about rig ..."

rhennigantx: "Now do tile IX. Every dude that cannot make baseb ..."

Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead!: "Megan Rapinoe is acting a lot like older whit exec ..."

Anna Puma: "Doll Eyes Alex storming the barricades waving her ..."

The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Emotionally Supporting Sexy Russian Women Who Have Been Cancelled: "This is literally the response from every conserva ..."

Axeman: "YOU take YOUR seat. It is NOT a TOILET! ..."

Ferd Berfall: "With regard to today's ruling their should be exce ..."

Recent Entries

Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64