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Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen here, good looking. I will screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, their place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on... It doesn't matter to me. I just love it!" His eyes now wide with interest, he responds, " No kidding... I'm in Government too. Are you federal or state?" Amazon Never Should Have Named It 'Alexa'
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The city of Flint, Michigan has sold its former Police Training Academy to a cannabis company that will convert it into an indoor marijuana growing facility. The Flint City Council approved the sale in a tight 5-4 vote a month ago. The property had been listed for a week but only received two offers, both from cannabis concerns. One party, represented by Flint attorney Brenda Williams, came in at $20,000, but the second bid was for $500,000. From MLive:
Dark Chocolate is the best. Convince me otherwise. Subject matter: Who gives a rat's ass. What did Mother say, "If you can't say anything nice about someone don't say anything"? During a recent appearance on the Brazilian streaming show Inside with Paulo Baron, former Van Halen frontman Sammy Hagar took some shots at the man who preceded him in the role as the lead singer for the hard-rocking, hard-partying 1980s band.
The calendar has turned to July 1, and that means one thing: It's time for Mets fans everywhere to wish each other a Happy Bobby Bonilla Day! Why? On Thursday, 58-year-old Bobby Bonilla will collect a check for $1,193,248.20 from the New York Mets, as he has and will every July 1 from 2011 through 2035.
A California Highway Patrol officer stopped a Toyota Prius on Friday that had what looks like a Starlink dish fastened to its hood, the agency said in a Facebook post. The “visual obstruction,” sitting right smack in the middle of the car’s hood, landed the driver a ticket.
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Not funny. That's why you are a Genius Award Winner. Sheffield Lake police chief Anthony Campo retired from the department after 33 years this week after last week leaving a note, apparently reading "Ku Klux Klan," on the jacket of a Black officer, taping it over the "POLICE" wordmark.
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