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February 26, 2021

Lady GaGa's Dogs Dog-Napped; FBI Investigates Case To See If... TRUMP SUPPORTERS Kidnapped the Dog

No, really: They've decided to take jurisdiction in a local dog-napping because of the possibility that MAGA Terrorists kidnapped the dog because this idiot sang (or warbled) at Joe Biden's (fake) inauguration.

Incredible:

FBI investigates whether the dognapping of Lady Gaga's bulldogs was politically motivated because she sang at Biden's inauguration

The FBI is reportedly probing whether the dognapping of Lady Gaga's bulldogs was politically motivated

Source claimed it could be politically motivated since she sang at President Joe Biden's inauguration

The revelation that Gaga's dogs could have been 'stolen for ransom' comes just hours after horrifying video showed the moment her dog's walker, Ryan Fischer, was shot in the chest in Los Angeles on Wednesday night

Fischer, 30, had been walking Gaga's beloved dogs Koji, Miss Asia and Gustav, when he was shot in the chest

Two of Gaga's dogs, Koji and Gustav, were stolen while her third bulldog, Miss Asia, managed to escape

...

It's currently unclear whether Gaga's dogs were specifically targeted, but French bulldogs are in high demand and can sell for as much as $10,000 if they have pedigree lineage

Gaga, 34, is offering a $500,000 reward for the safe return of Gustav and Koji 'no questions asked'

Without ransom demand (made by interstate communications), this is a purely local crime.

But the FBI wants to meet some celebrities, and also wants to target half the country as criminal terrorists, so.

There's no evidence for this claim. This is all just speculation -- or, more accurately, optimism on the FBI's part that they can conduct further political investigations.

Meanwhile, the FBI takes the position that Antifa needs no investigating because it's just an ideology.

While also meanwhile:

@ZoeTillman

Acting Deputy Attorney General John Carlin just held a briefing about DOJ's approach to domestic terrorism/extremism, and confirmed that re: Jan. 6, 300+ people have now been charged and 280+ arrested.

Investigation is "moving at a speed and scale that is unprecedented."
Posted by: Tami

Defund them. Defund them. Defund them. Make them Learn to Code.

And never convict in a case in which the FBI presents evidence. They are a criminal organization. They are engaged in a conspiracy against the citizens of the United States.

Update:

I posted about this in the previous thread. The description of perps is "two black men" and I'm sure those two white supremacists were mad as hell that Gaga sang for brain impaired Joe. Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Multiracial whiteness for the win!




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