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January 21, 2021

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I need to be clear on The New Rules: If people think the election was unfair and/or involved fraud, they're not permitted to say so in public-- is that correct? I mean obviously it was ok in 2016-2020 but I think not in 2020/2021, from what I'm gathering.
— Sharyl Attkisson🕵️‍♂️ (@SharylAttkisson) January 21, 2021

In my fantasies, Pete & Chasten will have Kamala & Dougie over for weekly potlucks that Michele O. will crash with a bottle of wine & gossip, after which Dr. Jill & Joe bring the dogs over along with some homemade brownies to enjoy while they all sing Karaoke.
— Melanie Benjamin (@MelanieBen) January 20, 2021

Hate that I have to say this but just because this new administration is much less antagonistic in its approach doesn’t mean reporters should be romanced into tweeting as if they’re fans. The Biden administration doesn’t need a soft landing...no administration should.
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) January 21, 2021

Lol pic.twitter.com/k6qVJIOlTP
— Jack Posobiec 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) January 21, 2021

What's the official Biden COVID death count?
I don’t know because CNN removed their daily tracker
— Lisa (@Rockprincess818) January 21, 2021

Nice catch! pic.twitter.com/mM1hUEAH7N
— [interdasting] (@JimboGoestoDC) January 20, 2021

So when they said "Salute the Marines" in his earpiece, rather than saluting the Marines, he just repeated "Salute the Marines."

A friend watched that whole grim parade, and says a soldier had to guide him through every single step, literally at one point saying "here are steps."

Friends also joke about hacking the signal to his earpiece, and then feeding this braindead sexual assaulting puppet our own lines, like "Proud Boys forever" and "MAGA baby!"

But this brain-damaged rapist will have "Nice Tweets," so National Review and the DC Insider Cocktail Circuit is pleased.

And do enjoy this:

God help us. https://t.co/khhcv0N5hK
— Mark Davis (@MarkDavis) January 19, 2021

Update:

pic.twitter.com/fTAMKqe1YZ
— David Harsanyi (@davidharsanyi) January 18, 2021

posted by Ace at 12:02 PM

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I mean obviously it was ok in 2016-2020 but I think not in 2020/2021, from what I'm gathering. — Sharyl Attkisson🕵️‍♂️ (@SharylAttkisson) January 21, 2021 In my fantasies, Pete & Chasten will have Kamala & Dougie over for weekly potlucks that Michele O. will crash with a bottle of wine & gossip, after which Dr. Jill & Joe bring the dogs over along with some homemade brownies to enjoy while they all sing Karaoke. — Melanie Benjamin (@MelanieBen) January 20, 2021 Hate that I have to say this but just because this new administration is much less antagonistic in its approach doesn’t mean reporters should be romanced into tweeting as if they’re fans. The Biden administration doesn’t need a soft landing...no administration should. — Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) January 21, 2021 Lol pic.twitter.com/k6qVJIOlTP — Jack Posobiec 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) January 21, 2021 What's the official Biden COVID death count? I don’t know because CNN removed their daily tracker — Lisa (@Rockprincess818) January 21, 2021 Nice catch! pic.twitter.com/mM1hUEAH7N — [interdasting] (@JimboGoestoDC) January 20, 2021 So when they said "Salute the Marines" in his earpiece, rather than saluting the Marines, he just repeated "Salute the Marines." A friend watched that whole grim parade, and says a soldier had to guide him through every single step, literally at one point saying "here are steps." Friends also joke about hacking the signal to his earpiece, and then feeding this braindead sexual assaulting puppet our own lines, like "Proud Boys forever" and "MAGA baby!" But this brain-damaged rapist will have "Nice Tweets," so National Review and the DC Insider Cocktail Circuit is pleased. 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