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January 13, 2021

Guys, It's Not Armie Hammer's Day

A commenter said that he thought Hammer was in a divorce proceeding and that's what has brought on these disclosures.

Sounds plausible, though I don't know if that's right.

But Armie Hammer is definitely having a worse day than you are, so we've all got that going for us, which is nice.

EXCLUSIVE: 'S**t's getting weird.' Shocking videos show an 'out of it' Armie Hammer drinking beer behind the wheel and licking white crystals off friend's hand, as sources tell of his downward spiral into drugs and depravity

Armie Hammer is seen in videos obtained by looking 'out of it', cracking open a beer while driving and licking a substance off his friend's hand

The insider described his downward spiral into drugs and depravity, saying: 'He always liked to drink, do drugs, but never like this'

Hammer's estranged wife Elizabeth Chambers, who he split from in July 2020, is said to be currently 'shocked and sickened' over the recent revelations

"Shocked and sickened," yeah, I bet.

Armie Hammer doesn't have too much money from Hollywood, but I bet he's got big stacks from the Armand Hammer fortune.

Rebuttal: Miklosian Recollections LLP says that Armand Hammer was nearly broke when he died. I don't know if that's true.

A close friend exclusively told 'Armie had a whole other side to him that she wasn't aware of'

'Whether it was always there and he kept it hidden, or something happened that changed him completely, she doesn't know,' they added

The 34-year-old began to trend on Twitter after a series of sexually graphic Instagram DMs that he allegedly penned to a woman were leaked publicly

The actor is yet to speak publicly on the matter, and multiple requests for comment sent to his representatives have so far gone unanswered

Though the messages are unverified, the user attempted to prove their authenticity by sharing private photos alleged to be from Hammer

The video gets a big meh from me. He does lick a white powder from a man's hand, and from the front of the hand, too (which seems even grosser to me), but the way it's played up, I don't think it's drugs. Like, you don't make a big deal about doing drugs if you're really doing drugs, do you?

He does crack open what looks like a Miller High Life but who knows.

Someone out there is definitely attempting to assassinate him by leak.

Oh, and if you want something more political: I wrote a book in the sidebar.

Ten soon-to-be-former Republicans voted for impeachment, including Madame Dragon Neocon Liz Cheney (obviously -- it's illegal to be anti-futile-neocon-wars), and Mitch McConnell confirms the earlier story -- yes, he's debating whether to remove Trump from office.

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