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January 01, 2021

Nothing Like A Good Dump To Start The New Year Off Right

Welcome to the first ONT of 2021. Say, what time is it?

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Bitter Clinger Sent In A Thing For The ONT

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Kids Say The Darndest Things

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Now All We Need Is A Minister Of Grace

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First You Be Like

Then They Be Like

They're Number 1!

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I killed more people tonight than I have fingers on my hand. I shot them in cold blood and enjoyed every minute of it. I pumped slugs in the nastiest bunch of bastards you ever saw and here I am calmer than I’ve ever been, and happy too. They were Communists, Lee. They were red sons of bitches who should have died long ago…-Mike Hammer

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When Only The Best Will Do

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Goodbye Old Friend. So Many Fond Memories

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Who Thinks Of These Things?

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Who Thinks Of These Things, Part 2?

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New Year's Eve

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Taxes

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What To Do With A $600 Stimulus Payment? Hmmm.

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