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December 28, 2020

Hilaria-ss: Alec Baldwin's Very White Wife Has Been Passing Her Off as Hispanic For Years, Including a Fake Spanish Accent

Ayyy! Dios mio!

White people enjoy so much privilege they're increasing trying to "pass" as non-white.

This is really funny stuff. From Twitchy, quoting from the Daily Beast:

[I]t seems that Alec Baldwin's Spanish wife is actually not Spanish at all. She's just Hillary Hayward-Thomas, American white girl from Boston, a city that is not in Spain:
Further posts showed Hilaria's mother discussing growing up in Longmeadow, Massachusetts, and numerous articles pointed to how she had spent virtually her entire career practicing medicine in Massachusetts...

(In a video interview she said she moved to Mallorca, Spain, in 2011, the same year Hilaria began dating Alec.)

An obituary for Hilaria's grandfather on her father's side stated that he was an American with roots in the country that "pre-dated the American Revolution," while a wedding announcement indicated that her grandfather's first wife (and mother of their children) hailed from Nebraska.

Hilaria Baldwin’s CAA speaker page claims that she was born in Mallorca, Spain, as does her IMDb bio and Wikipedia page. She said on a podcast earlier this year: "I moved here [to America] when I was 19 to go to NYU from... my family lives in Spain, they live in Mallorca," adding, "I knew no pop culture." She has graced the cover of Hola! magazine, a Spanish-language publication based out of Madrid, where she was identified as a Spanish person in both the interview and its press release. Alec Baldwin has repeatedly referred to her as "Spanish" online. And she's made a number of appearances in Latina magazine, which she's enthusiastically promoted (Spain is not a part of Latin America, by the way), and has referred to Spain as her "home."


A home is also known as "una casa."

...

It appears that Hilaria’s real name is Hillary Hayward-Thomas, according to her old MySpace page and those who claim to be her old classmates. She attended the private Cambridge School of Weston, in Massachusetts, and in her senior yearbook is listed as "Hillary Hayward-Thomas"

Now that's some strong oliveface.

Update:

265 Too funny: Wikipedia has now "corrected" her name in Alec Baldwin's entry. She is now listed as Hillary "Hilaria" Thomas. Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner

Here's "Hilaria" with her oliveface fake accent on:

She didn't know how to say "cucumber" in English because English is only her first, native language.

Funny thing, within the last year I heard Adam Carolla talking about his Spanish maid calling someone the Spanish for "cucumber" -- pepino.

It's a term of endearment.

Carolla knew "pepino" from a boxer's nickname, and thought the maid was referencing the boxer. No, just a nickname.

What I'm suggesting is that this is a fairly well-known Spanish word and "Hilaria" only knows it from her maid.

They're literally all insane.

And by "they" I mean "women."

No but seriously: All leftwing women are in fact insane. They're still "inventing themselves," like 14 year olds, at age fifty.

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