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December 28, 2020

CNN's Wolf Blitzer Reports That Santa Has Been Spotted by NORAD Radar, and That He's... Wearing a Mask

They just never stop.

Never.

This is CNN relentless Deep State propaganda.

NORAD actually did report this. CNN was just giddy to join the Deep State in yet another information op.

[BLITZER:] Finally, on this night before Christmas, we're following major breaking news right now. These are live images coming in from NORAD's official Santa tracker. You see St. Nick and his reindeer; they are making good time as they bring gifts to children in the United States and around the world. Santa knows this isn't a great time to travel but he's taking extra precautions. So this year, check out the mask he's wearing.

While it is no doubt bizarre that NORAD shows Santa wearing a mask, it is even weirder that a "journalist" chose to highlight it with such exhilaration.

Blitzer even further obsessed over the mask by zooming on the animated image of Santa and displaying a chyron which declared "Jolly Old Elf Logging Miles, Wearing a Mask."


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