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December 24, 2020
KFC Announces New Videogame Console Powered By 11 Herbs and Spices
"Blogging" about whatever PR stunt a corporation puts up on its twitter timeline is a very 2011 thing to do, but this is... well, it's okay.
It's also Christmas Eve and I'm willing to put anything up on the blog.
What makes this next-gen console a real standout is a chicken-warming basket, built right into the console. The device uses the console's own excess heat to heat up your chicken for you.
The full specs for this incredible next-gen console are here.