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December 24, 2020

#MediaStrong: Journalist Writes Letter Praising Fellow Journalists for the Strength and Courage They've Shown Sitting On Their Fat Asses Placing Orders on GrubHub and Snarkin' on Twitter

How did our Courageous Journalists -- who have not missed a single paycheck as they've reduced their already-light workload to near zero -- manage to perform so heroically in 2020?




Some recent examples of #MediaStrength follow.

STRONG: Daily Beast Pillar of Courage whines and shrieks that a woman on Fox called Brian Stelter "Tater."

This very masculine hero spends his entire day watching Fox and wrting nasty tweets about it.

This walking National Testosterone Reserve also likes making crude gay jokes about Republicans on Twitter.

Muscular, strong Brian Stelter was also very, very upset to be likened to a tater.

More #MediaStrong crying at RedState.

Another #Strong, highly-masculine man -- Oliver Darcy -- showed bravery beyond the call of duty in attacking Maria Bartiromo for the hundredth time.

Yes, on twitter again.

Twitter is a pumping-iron gym where Journalist Heroes get #TwitterStrong.

Finally, the #VeryStrongJournalists "covering" the White House are strongly, courageously peevish that Trump is making them, get this, work, and by "work" I mean listening to a conference call while sitting on their fat asses:


So much strength!

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