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December 26, 2020

Saturday Morning Coffee Break

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(Hopefully you didn't get one of these yesterday)


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The Saturday Morning Joke

Learning to Cuss

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are playing in the yard.
The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started learning to cuss". The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 6 year old continues, "When we go in for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass".
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies,
"Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios".
WHACK!
He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

"I don't know", he blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios."

Fourteen years later they had both enlisted in the Marine Corps.

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Saturday morning. Enjoy the fresh commentary of opinions. Please one another by bloviating away the morning. Hey, it's an open thread. Just remember, no white elephant presents, no pulling 'ettes hair and no pissing in the pool. Be nice to one another. And have a great weekend!

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