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December 20, 2020
Food Thread: Food Insecurity And Other Fairy TalesI was going to write about some soaring and uplifting food topic, like how to cook a standing rib roast, but then I saw this comment in a previous thread. I'm suffering from Food Insecurity. There's no chocolate ice cream in the freezer.-- Hadrian the Seventh We have been beaten about the head with the seemingly intractable poverty in this country, manifested most cruelly by "Food Insecurity." That's a $20 phrase to hide the fact that nobody starves in America. Hell, our poor people are fat. But where are these data coming from? My guess, based on nothing more than a healthy skepticism of any information coming from our government or a politically motivated NGO, is that some conniving and profoundly stupid functionary came up with the term because it can be defined as pretty much anything. So send some lackeys into a few inner city schools and ask the kids a few questions. Have you ever come home and not had anything to eat? Have you ever been hungry for an entire day? You can imagine how the questions can be tailored to get the preferred answer. So here is my tale of woe and food insecurity! My mother was quite the adventurous cook, and my parents were familiar with cuisines other than American. So it was not uncommon to find odd and sometimes disturbing foods laying in wait for me when I got home from school. And this was before I was open-minded about gross stuff. Octopus was particularly disturbing, because it took up an entire shelf in the refrigerator, but was conveniently covered, so I had no idea what was in store for me until I popped the lid off. But the worst was brains. Calf brains to be precise. You're damned right I was insecure about food after I got a gander at a gelatinous mess in a pot that looked like it was going to engulf the house and destroy the town. Awful. I am scarred to this day. This is pretty much using a waffle iron as a toaster oven, and click-bait. But mostly click-bait. And the addition of almond or coconut flour instead of regular flour just adds a delicious frisson of hipster pomposity. Chaffle: Trendy cheese waffles But there's nothing wrong with the recipe; it's just silly to use a waffle iron instead of a saute pan. I guess it will get a bit crispier in the iron, but really, it's just a snack, so why bother. Butterscotch bars always look so good, but sometimes they are cloyingly sweet or filled with silly things like coconut. What's the point of coconut? It tastes like wood shavings. So I will be leaving them out when I make this recipe. These Butterscotch Bars Deliver Rich, Gooey Goodness Notice the directions for the filling? "Using the same bowl..." perfect! Unlike some cookbook authors and celebrity chefs, these folks recognize that not all of us have lackeys running around cleaning and tidying as we cook. Another entry in the world famous frugal holiday meal contest! This one is from "Joshua," and I am particularly impressed by the mushroom cream soup, mostly because I love mushrooms and I love cream! By the way, I haven't hit a boring one yet. Some of the menus are more interesting (to my palate) than others, but every one seems to have something worthwhile. Luckily I am dumping the hard work of choosing a winner on Moki! AppetizerI would cook the pork to a lower final temperature. As I have harped on ad nauseam, American commercial pork is quite safe...trichinosis is vanishingly rare, so cook it to your desired doneness and don't worry! I would shoot for about 140 degrees. I follow a foodie guy on YouTube named Joshua Weismann. Full disclosure, he is a man bun snot nose millennial, but so far in the various videos I have watched, he has never mentioned politics, and he is colorful and fun to watch. He does not take himself seriously, and the overall theme is always, “you can do this”.here's the link to Weissman's YouTube page. I absolutely agree with Satrose, the guy is indeed a snot-nosed millennial hipster, but he keeps politics out of his videos, and he can cook! What the hell is going on here? Food and cooking tips, Large-breasted Muscovy ducks, young wild pigs, bartenders who use vermouth in Martinis (but not too much), pork belly that doesn't have 5-spice, low-temperature-roast chicken, and good tomatoes that aren't square, pale pink and covered with Mestizo E.coli: cbd dot aoshq at gmail dot com. Any advocacy of French Toast with syrup will result in disciplinary action up to and including being nuked from orbit. And yes, shaking a Manhattan is blasphemy...it's in the Bible! | Recent Comments
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