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December 10, 2020

Soros-Backed DA Takes Over in Los Angeles; Immediately Announces He Will Rewrite the Legal Code

Another communist revolutionary funded by George Soros, though it is of course illegal to say so.

The incoming Los Angeles district attorney, who was funded by George Soros, announced sweeping changes to his office's law enforcement strategy immediately after assuming office on Monday.

FoxLA's Bill Melugin reported on the crimes that this Soros agent has decreed are no longer crimes:

@BillFOXLA Dec 7 NEW: L.A.'s new District Attorney George Gascon being inaugurated & making major announcements today. No more death penalty, an end to cash bail, getting rid of all sentencing enhancements (gang, three strikes, etc), disbanding of the special circumstances committee (1/2)

Gascon is creating a use of force review board to take a look at police shootings going back to 2012, and has decided to reopen four cases so far. No longer prosecuting juveniles as adults. Will be looking to resentence at least 20,000 people sentenced under Jackie Lacey.

NEW: L.A. County DA George Gascon has issued a directive to prosecutors that the following misdemeanors will be declined for prosecution, with exemptions.
-Disturbing the peace
-Driving without license
-Resisting arrest
Details/exemptions below

Replying to
Other crimes that will declined for prosecution, with exceptions, by LA DA George Gascon are:
-Criminal threats
-Drug possession
-Minor w/ alcohol
-Drinking in public
-Under the influence of a controlled substance
-Public intoxicating

Julie Kelly asked: "Serving food indoors?"

Of course, that will remain a crime.

But if that's a crime, why aren't actual crimes which entail close contact with others still crimes?

If you can transmit covid through serving food, surely you can transmit it through prostituted sex.

Resisting arrest surely risks transmitting covid to a cop.

But ah, some activities that spread covid -- like looting, arson, and creating mayhem in the streets -- are favored by George Soros and our anti-American, criminal, treasonous ruling class.

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