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December 10, 2020

Granny Rictus McBotoximplants: Republicans Are Focusing On Eric Swalwell's Adulterous Sexual Affair with Chinese Spy to "Distract from QAnon"

Yes, Eric Swalwell is married.

To a woman.

Shocking, I know.

That means, of course, that when he was FUCKING A CHINESE SPY, he was subject to, oh, what was that word he liked so much?

Ah right: Kompromat. Compromise. Blackmail for political favors and, who knows, perhaps even classified information he had access to through his position as Democrat House Intelligence Committee member.

Nancy Pelosi thinks there's no reason to concern oneself with a married Intelligence Commitee member fucking a CHINESE HONEYPOT SPY AND LIKELY BLACKMAILER.

Except for the one reason:

To distract from the massive national security threat posed by QAnon.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said Thursday that Republicans are focusing on the Rep. Eric Swalwell scandal because they are trying to distract from QAnon.

Pelosi said that it is "unfortunate" that House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy is calling for Swalwell's resignation and making it an issue.

"He's trying to deflect attention from the fact that he has Qanon in his delegation over there, and that I think is a danger in terms of our debate here,""Pelosi said, alluding to Republican Congresswoman-elect Marjorie Taylor Greene in Georgia.

Nancy Pelosi has refused to even consider throwing Swalwell off the House Intelligence Committee. It's not even worth discussing!

Good to know that the senile, dying-brain criminal hag Nancy Pelosi takes national security and foreign collusion sooo seriously.


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