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December 10, 2020

Charlize Theron Pushes "Lesbian Version of Die Hard"

Perfect.

Actress Charlize Theron, who recently appeared in Netflix's The Old Guard, took to Twitter to campaign for a lesbian version of Die Hard.

The idea of a lesbian version of Die Hard was pitched by Twitter user @f_osis on December 5th.

They wrote, "Lesbian Christmas rom coms are all well and good but what I REALLY want is a Die Hard where Charlize Theron goes on a rampage to save her wife."


Theron would get on board of the idea responding to the tweet stating, "Where do I sign."

Some actress from The New Girl then asked to be cast as the lesbian wife.

The article goes on to note that Theron adopted a small child in 2019 who has since declared that it is a transsexual, and obviously Theron is very psyched about respecting a tiny child's "choices."


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