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December 12, 2020

Saturday Morning Coffee Break

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The Saturday Morning Joke

A Baptist preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas .

After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which

was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a similar drink. Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,

"Me too, I didn't know we had that choice."

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Good morning Morons. Open thread, opine and/or bloviate away. Just remember a couple of rules. No running with sharp objects, 'ettes don't have cooties and be kind to one another. Have a great weekend!

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