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December 04, 2020

Joe Biden: I Broke My Foot When I Pulled My Dog's Tail Still Naked and Wet From the Shower

Yes, I see.

This guy has a lot of Old Pervert Energy.

President-elect Joe Biden on Thursday revealed that he broke his foot tripping on a rug after a shower as he chased one of his dogs and grabbed its tail.

Bidenís campaign previously explained the hairline fracture by saying Biden fell while playing with the dog, but did not mention the shower or tugging the animal's tail.

The injury requires Biden, who turned 78 last month, to wear a boot for weeks.

"What happened was I got out of the shower. I got a dog and anybody who's been around my house knows -- dropped, little pup dropped a ball in front of me. And for me to grab the ball," Biden told CNN journalist Jake Tapper in his first post-election joint interview with Vice President-elect Kamala Harris.

"And I'm walking through this little alleyway to get to the bedroom. And I grabbed the ball like this and he ran. And I'm joking, running after him and grab his tail. And what happened was that he slid on a throw rug. And I tripped on the rug he slid on. That's what happened. Oh man, not a very exciting story."

Yeah, this decrepit old man was chasing a dog around.

"That's what happened."

No, here's what happened: This ancient credibly-accused rapist broke his foot just getting out of bed, but they're making up a story about dogs and tails and monkeyshines to play down the fact of how truly fragile and decrepit he is.


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