The Morning Rant

Then they came for straight white women, but I didn't say anything, because I wasn't a straight white woman.

Then they came for the white Hispanics, but I didn't say anything because I wasn't a white Hispanic.

Then they came for the brown Hispanics, but I didn't say anything because I wasn't a brown Hispanic.

Then they came for the straight black men, but I didn't say anything because I wasn't a straight black man.

Then they came for the gay conservatives, but I didn't say anything because I wasn't a gay conservative.

Then they came for the gay black conservatives, but I didn't say anything because I wasn't a gay black conservative.

Then they came for the one-eyed genderfluid feminist muslim midget furry twink who believe that climate change will destroy the earth in 20 years instead of 12, but I didn't say anything because I wasn't a one-eyed genderfluid feminist muslim yada yada yada.

Then I got tired of them coming for people and thought, this is really getting ridiculous, why do they keep coming for different groups of people, and will they ever stop? Why can't they leave me alone? Can't they do that? What would be wrong with that?

And The Woke Olympics Are Off To A Good Start:

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Who Dis:

For the 'Ettes:

Monday Who Dis: Hammer horror hottie Madeline Smith teamed up with David Prowse, before he put on the Darth Vader suit, for Hammer Studio's schlocktastic 1974 film, Frankenstein and the Monster from Hell.

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posted by OregonMuse at 11:14 AM

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