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A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a good spot for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him. So he asked the centipede in the box,
"Would you like to go to church with me today? We will have a good time."
But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked again,
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. The guy decided to invite the centipede one last time. This time he put his face up against the centipede's house and shouted,
"Hey, in there! Would you like to go to church with me and learn about God?" . . . This time, a little voice came out of the box,
Mis Hum, Thank you for your service.
Rock N Roll. Beer. Ace of Spades. Sounds like a Moron story. MADISON - Explaining how a Wisconsin craft brewery got tapped to make an anniversary beer for a legendary English rock band involves COVID-19 and a few F-bombs. You've been warned.
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A team of University of Arkansas physicists has successfully developed a circuit capable of capturing graphene's thermal motion and converting it into an electrical current.
More parents should be involved in their children's education. Teacher asks class who they admire. Student says Trump, gets kicked out of class chat. Mom records teacher and nails him!
Popular conservative YouTuber Maggie VandenBerghe, who goes by "Fog City Midge" on social media, went undercover to find support for Joe Biden in the very liberal city of Houston, TX. That ended up being easier said than done.
MH, love your COB expertise. My SIL is a Biden supporter, but can't tell me why. My brother is a huge Trump backer. She put a Biden sign on their front lawn. For my brother's sake I had to FTFY. Got a great pic of it.
OUCH: Democrat Governor of Delaware Pardoned One of Gov. Whitmer’s Kidnap Plotters
“He’s an individual thinker, I’ll give him that for a start. He’s not the most lovable fellow on God’s earth, but I cannot see the opposition as offering me anything by way of a solution." Legendary Punk Rocker John Lydon, who goes by “Johnny Rotten"
“We in the World Health Organization do not advocate lockdowns as the primary means of control of this virus,” “The only time we believe a lockdown is justified is to buy you time to reorganize, regroup, rebalance your resources, protect your health workers who are exhausted, but by and large, we’d rather not do it.” David Nabarro ,The World Health Organization’s special envoy on COVID-19 Quote III “And I don’t want to live in a country that is so divisive. I go, like, well, if this starts over and there’s another four years of this, then I’m going — but we’re not welcome anywhere. So where can I go? And I’m thinking: Oh, space. Maybe I can talk Elon Musk into giving us a jet and letting me pick 50 people, and we’re like the arc, and someone can take us and let us live on another planet until the next four years are over.”Stevie Nicks
Nicole, you need to get laid at least once in your life. Is there a Mr. Wallace? If not, then considering you hang with such fine examples of masculinity as Jonah Goldberg, Max Boot and George Conway, the odds of your desiccated, leathery, 80-grit piss flaps getting some saddle soap are slim to none.J.J. Sefton
A Southwest Airlines passenger said she was prevented from boarding her flight because her breasts were deemed “lewd, obscene and offensive” — forcing the captain to lend her his T-shirt. Mr. Penny Pincher should have sprung for a condom. Genius Award Winner. As his 1-year-old daughter was trapped in a hot car Monday afternoon, the 27-year-old man rebuffed help from Metro Police officers and his brother to break the window because he couldn't afford to damage his new car. The air conditioner was on, and the girl was OK, he said.
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