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September 29, 2020

A Very Special Individual Demands We Stop Saying "Straight" to Mean Straight, Because That Doesn't Include His Particular Bizarre Mix-and-Match Sexuality

This sounds like a parody, but this guy protected his account, which is not something a parodist would do.

A parodist wants to be read. Getting a lot of links is the whole goal. "Thae" say that we can't call straight people straight, because that... I don't know, excludes transsexuals who identify as X are are attracted to Type B genitals?

I really don't understand. I began trying to game out the LSAT Logic Puzzle of what kind of sexuality you'd have if you were a man pretending to be a woman who was still attracted to women, and then I realized, "I don't care, I'm not going to waste any of my brainpower trying to puzzle out the exact nature of the sexual fetishes of mentally-ill narcissists/hysterics."

So I stopped.


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