Twitter Eyes Paid Subscription Model as Ad Revenue Plummets

Twitter Clingers?

It's wonderful: Sometime over the past three or four months, everyone -- including the dopey Karens who are always five years behind everyone else -- realized that Twitter is not "fun," it is a digital hellscape and petri dish for viral mental illness which the company has given over to vicious lunatics out for revenge against the world and, even worse, "journalists" to control.

Twitter (TWTR) is actively exploring additional ways to make money from its users, including by considering a subscription model, CEO Jack Dorsey said Thursday. The move comes as Twitter suffers a sharp decline in its core advertising business.

"You will likely see some tests this year" of various approaches, Dorsey told analysts on an investor call held to discuss the company's second quarter earnings results. Dorsey said he has "a really high bar for when we would ask consumers to pay for aspects of Twitter," but confirmed that the company is seeking to diversify its sources of revenue in what are "very, very early phases of exploring."

lol, @Jack wants money from me so that I can be censored by twitter and #Cancelled by antifa shut-ins.

Hey @Jack, suck my fat greasy hog, huh? I'll give you two nickels.

It will be amusing as Twitter sinks and sinks into obscurity -- not just because it will be enjoyable watching Twitter's legions of vindictive transexual attactavists lose their jobs, but as the NeverTrumpers, RINOs, Thumbs and Taters who have invested literally countless hours of their short lives they will never ever get back into building their "Twitter Clout" begin confronting their poor life choices and start dangling themselves from ceiling rafters.

"Twitter Clingers" courtesy of Muldoon.

Afterthought: Most of the country -- especially the dregs of urban (fake news) "knowledge workers" -- remains captive in their own homes with only the internet for diversion, and Twitter still can't sell ads?

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