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July 17, 2020

Burger King Commercial Pushes #Woke Agitprop Against... Um, Their Own Chief Product

The ad is about Burger King's minor efforts -- "It's a start," they say -- to reduce the methane in their millions of cows' farts and thus save the atmosphere.

Seems to me that if we want more than "a start," we should just make large-scale beef farming illegal, no?

If a #Woke corporation wants us to pass a law that will bankrupt them, who am I to say "No"?

Note that this law will only apply to Burger King, though.

I think we should start forcing multinational megacorporations to pay the costs of their virtue signaling.

But I'm sure the Chamber of Commerce-funded Conservative, Inc. corporate account mouth-hookers will insist they should be held harmless from their own Marxist agitations.

posted by Ace at 05:47 PM

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Um, Their Own Chief Product The ad is about Burger King's minor efforts -- "It's a start," they say -- to reduce the methane in their millions of cows' farts and thus save the atmosphere. Seems to me that if we want more than "a start," we should just make large-scale beef farming illegal, no? If a #Woke corporation wants us to pass a law that will bankrupt them, who am I to say "No"? Note that this law will only apply to Burger King, though. I think we should start forcing multinational megacorporations to pay the costs of their virtue signaling. 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