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July 13, 2020

Donkey-Chompers: Maybe The Enormous Spike in NYC Crime Isn't Caused By My Voters Looting and Setting Fires, But Because Poor People Need to Steal Bread for Their Starving Children

You know what I bet it was? A Gift of the Magi situation, except with looting. Someone had to loot a new chain for a pocket-watch, and someone else had to steal a golden comb.

Sure, that’s it https://t.co/EFudOwP0iE
— Unsigned, Journalism (@jgrantaddison) July 12, 2020

The thing is: stealing bread -- "petit larceny" -- is not up but down.

But you know what's up?

Murder.

Petit larceny is down 7.5 percent year-to-date. Murder is up 27 percent. https://t.co/LsyrqgET8B
— Charles Fain Lehman (@CharlesFLehman) July 12, 2020

Maybe they mean that people are murdering croissants.

posted by Ace at 01:15 PM

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