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July 13, 2020
Donkey-Chompers: Maybe The Enormous Spike in NYC Crime Isn't Caused By My Voters Looting and Setting Fires, But Because Poor People Need to Steal Bread for Their Starving Children
You know what I bet it was? A Gift of the Magi situation, except with looting. Someone had to loot a new chain for a pocket-watch, and someone else had to steal a golden comb.
The thing is: stealing bread -- "petit larceny" -- is not up but down.
But you know what's up?
Murder.
Maybe they mean that people are murdering croissants.