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July 08, 2020

Trump Derangement: A Twitter Case Study

Okay, so: This is a parody account.

But it's a good one.

And also, I copied like half of the tweets before the suspicion that I was being punked dawned on me. And, you know. That was like four solid minutes of work, so.

The actual tweets didn't strike me as parody. This is how lefties talk/think. Anyone who disagrees with them is a RUSSIAN BOT and #RACIST.

What finally ticked it for me was her statement that she had two "furchildren" -- this is how single liberal women call the pets they have substituted for children -- and that she identifies as a "White #WomanofColor."

I mean... it's so close to real I want to just say THIS IS STRAIGHT UP REAL, YO but it's not quite real. Just a very close simulation of our Current Year Clownworld Reality.

I think I have successfully blocked enough #MAGAts for this to work now. Take this seriously, it's going to be used as part of my champaign advertisement. Thank you.

Who will win the Presidential Election?#VoteBlue2020 #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica2020 #Biden2020Landslide
— Dr. Karin Baker-Thompkins for Congress🌊⚘♥️🖕🍊 (@ResitsTrump) July 8, 2020

I've gotta admit I was a bit worried but it looks like it's starting to even out.
— Dr. Karin Baker-Thompkins for Congress🌊⚘♥️🖕🍊 (@ResitsTrump) July 8, 2020

Ok I think there may have been a misunderstanding.

If you are currently intimidating a woman with an AR-14, don't vote.
If you are sitting on a tractor, don't vote.
If you have used the term "meth lab accident" at a funeral, don't vote.
I hope that clears it up, #MAGAts
— Dr. Karin Baker-Thompkins for Congress🌊⚘♥️🖕🍊 (@ResitsTrump) July 8, 2020

Aren't all of you #MAGAts supposed to be at work right now?!? STOP VOTING.
— Dr. Karin Baker-Thompkins for Congress🌊⚘♥️🖕🍊 (@ResitsTrump) July 8, 2020

Why are you doing this?!? You and you're #MAGA friends are hillbillies! This is a poll for learned doctors!
— Dr. Karin Baker-Thompkins for Congress🌊⚘♥️🖕🍊 (@ResitsTrump) July 8, 2020

Ok everybody I know that tempers have flared up and some of that might have even been my fault. Everyone calm down and stop voting if you're just doing it to be mean to me. Thank you and have a nice afternoon.#VoteOutHate #Biden2020 #Karin4Congress
— Dr. Karin Baker-Thompkins for Congress🌊⚘♥️🖕🍊 (@ResitsTrump) July 8, 2020

Just so all of you know if Biden doesn't win this poll I'm just going to run the advertisement as a "people attacking women" message.
— Dr. Karin Baker-Thompkins for Congress🌊⚘♥️🖕🍊 (@ResitsTrump) July 8, 2020

I'm going to make some coffee. Hopefully we got through the wave of #MAGA russian troll bots and we can get some useful data.
— Dr. Karin Baker-Thompkins for Congress🌊⚘♥️🖕🍊 (@ResitsTrump) July 8, 2020

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What finally ticked it for me was her statement that she had two "furchildren" -- this is how single liberal women call the pets they have substituted for children -- and that she identifies as a "White #WomanofColor." I mean... it's so close to real I want to just say THIS IS STRAIGHT UP REAL, YO but it's not quite real. Just a very close simulation of our Current Year Clownworld Reality. I think I have successfully blocked enough #MAGAts for this to work now. Take this seriously, it's going to be used as part of my champaign advertisement. Thank you. Who will win the Presidential Election?#VoteBlue2020 #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica2020 #Biden2020Landslide — Dr. Karin Baker-Thompkins for Congress🌊⚘♥️🖕🍊 (@ResitsTrump) July 8, 2020 I've gotta admit I was a bit worried but it looks like it's starting to even out. — Dr. Karin Baker-Thompkins for Congress🌊⚘♥️🖕🍊 (@ResitsTrump) July 8, 2020 Ok I think there may have been a misunderstanding. If you are currently intimidating a woman with an AR-14, don't vote. If you are sitting on a tractor, don't vote. If you have used the term "meth lab accident" at a funeral, don't vote. I hope that clears it up, #MAGAts — Dr. Karin Baker-Thompkins for Congress🌊⚘♥️🖕🍊 (@ResitsTrump) July 8, 2020 Aren't all of you #MAGAts supposed to be at work right now?!? STOP VOTING. — Dr. Karin Baker-Thompkins for Congress🌊⚘♥️🖕🍊 (@ResitsTrump) July 8, 2020 Why are you doing this?!? You and you're #MAGA friends are hillbillies! This is a poll for learned doctors! — Dr. Karin Baker-Thompkins for Congress🌊⚘♥️🖕🍊 (@ResitsTrump) July 8, 2020 Ok everybody I know that tempers have flared up and some of that might have even been my fault. Everyone calm down and stop voting if you're just doing it to be mean to me. Thank you and have a nice afternoon.#VoteOutHate #Biden2020 #Karin4Congress — Dr. Karin Baker-Thompkins for Congress🌊⚘♥️🖕🍊 (@ResitsTrump) July 8, 2020 Just so all of you know if Biden doesn't win this poll I'm just going to run the advertisement as a "people attacking women" message. — Dr. Karin Baker-Thompkins for Congress🌊⚘♥️🖕🍊 (@ResitsTrump) July 8, 2020 I'm going to make some coffee. 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