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May 17, 2020

First-World Problems...Part восемь

I planted thyme and basil three days ago, and this is what I have to show for it! What kind of defective crap seeds are they selling nowadays?

And even worse, I needed some Rosemary for a dish I was making on Friday, and they didn't have any at the supermarket, so I had to stop at a local nursery and buy an entire plant, just for a sprig! Yes, life is difficult.

I know my tales of woe are difficult for some of you to appreciate, but maybe sharing some of your struggles with recalcitrant third cars or a pool heater that just won't keep a consistent temperature or Wagyu beef that just doesn't cut it might ease your own pain.

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[Hat Tip: Diogenes]

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