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May 15, 2020

The Karenwaffe Propadanda Media Which Has Demanded That Americans Gladly Give Up Their Livelihoods Now Whines and Cries When Covid Comes to Claim Their Jobs

Note: Trump's event with the vaccine crash program starting son.

Original post follows.


Bethany Mandel has already been in Learn to Code mode, roasting Buzzfeed for whining about losing their jobs as they shriek that everyone else should be jazzed to lose their jobs.

Vice should take comfort in the fact that we're all in this together and we're Savin' Grandma.

Bethany Mandel has been under fire as a "Grandma Killer" from the Karenwaffe since she questioned why "flatten the curve" and morphed simply into "flatten the economy, forever."

What disease are these people trying to cure -- coronavirus, or Trumpism?

It's really Trumpism, isn't it? I mean, that seems pretty obvious at this point.

This is pretty funny: Allahpundit is now such a despised cuck that other cucks are dunking on him for being such a cucked-out Karen Sturmgruppenfuhrer.

Even Seth Mandel is dunking on Allahpundit over the latter's Karenish shrieking that we must remain locked down forever.

Except Karenpundit has suddenly reversed ximself -- now that LA is announcing lockdowns through July, Karenpundit thinks, "Oh wait, there's a difference between being locked down for a month and being locked down through an entire season and then maybe a few months more."

Meanwhile he's been attacking people as Science-Denying Grandma Killers for having concluded that weeks ago.

By the way, one person in that tread asks, "Where does Karenpundit live?" Meaning: Does Karenpundit happen to live in an area that just extended its own lockdown, which is why xhe's now questioning lockdowns after having supported them for everyone/everwhere else?

I think xhe should be pressed hard on this question.

And if xhe won't answer -- well, you know the answer then, don't you?

I'm sure this is all just a Science-Based Determination that Karenpundit has made here. I'm sure he titrated some chemical indicator into an Erlenmeyer flask, catalyzing with heat from a Bunsen Burner (TM) from the Cheryl Tiegs Collection (TM), and making careful note of changes in the meniscus level as well as any reaction with Metallic Sodium (TM) from the Kenneth Cole Celebrity Collection (TM) while wearing his little white lab-frock from the Bill Nye Science Junior Rangers! Collection (TM) .

And then the readout from his chemical assay turned out to be: "Fuck Grandma, I want to go to Hot Topic and feel pretty again."


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posted by Ace at 12:07 PM

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